Deep Thoughts with the Deep

Bullets only do their jobs after they're fired

Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves for your mistakes

SIX without S is 9

Vegan chicken tenders should be called chicken pretenders

Gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques so we don't know their full strength

Money is only useful after it's given away.

Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger

Both concrete and glass are made of sand, so skyscrapers are just REALLY tall sandcastles,

Speedrunners spend all their time in games trying not to spend much time in games

If you're invisible and you closed your eyes, would you be able to see through your eyelids?

Birthdays are fatal in largs dosages

A spoon is just a small bowl attached to a stick used to eat from a larger bowl

You can take any letter out of the word "seat" and still have a real word

Stairs are impossible to stand backwards on

Dora isn't actually an explorer. She only visits mapped areas.

National anthems are country music

Percussion is a way to provide entertainment by attacking inanimate objects

How did Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit perfectly?

When you bite down, shouldn't you actually bite up because you can't move your upper jaw?

Why can your body replicate falling from a high altitude if you've never fallen like that before?

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Your age really depends on when you were born

If Adam and Eve got into a fight, wouldn't it be a world war?

Overlook and oversee mean opposite things.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone's life and runs someone over on the way, do they stop to help?

Can you buy an entire chess set from a pawn shop?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still stand up comedy?

Is it legal to name a kid anonymous?

If you dig a hole at the south pole, are you digging up or down?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without water?

Why is it necessary to nail a lid on a coffin?

Why is it called The People's Republic of China if it's not a republic?

Do Legos live in houses made of flesh or are they made of the same materials houses are?

Why does something get heavier if you add lighters to it?

If a pack of gum says 10 calories per piece, is that for chewing it or swallowing it?

If there's a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't science be spelled wrong?

Why is "number" abbreviated to "no" if there isn't an "o" in number?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why is it legal to kill a deer and put it's head on your wall, but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

1. so that you can enter the bar Before you get drunk,

2. It's dangerous if the deer is alive.

These were rhetorical.

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still stand up comedy?

Yes. There are many audience dictations where a singular person addresses a crowd but we do not explicitly call them stand up speakers, stand up politicians, nor stand up ministers. The phrase originated not because it required the comedian to stand but to directly confront their audience with their material. Standing up being a metaphors for the bravery of their performance rather than a measure of their stature. In fact, many stand up comedians do sit or lean; but it doesn’t detract from the genre any more than a wheelchair bound one would.

Is it legal to name a kid anonymous?

In most countries, yes. However, that doesn’t mean there won’t be legal ramifications or confusion that may result in doing so.

If you dig a hole at the south pole, are you digging up or down?

Same as the biting question. Down into rather than up and away. It is a matter of perspective. The person doing the digging would certainly consider it down.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without water?

Yes but… Melted dry ice is gaseous and for it to be a bath you would need a pool of some kind of liquid. If you converted dry ice to liquid, you would have liquid nitrogen; which is not advisable for you to bathe in.

Why is it necessary to nail a lid on a coffin?

There are two answers. Practicality, to make it difficult for the coffin from being disturbed and to preserve the contents inside. Superstitiously, it was also to prevent the dead from rising.

Why is it called The People's Republic of China if it's not a republic?

For it to be a republic, the people must vote for their representatives. As China is a one-party county, it makes elections difficult to occur but the people are still required to vote. So on a technicality it is considered a republic but they still do hold state elections to determine local representatives which are chosen by the people. Usually from two or more individuals from the same party. It is understandable to not consider this a true Republic if their choices are limited. This might not be just from corruption or even fraudulent electorate but rather a cultural interpretation. Though the concern remains prevalent even among the people of the country of a significant lack of or limited accountability.

I realize many of your questions are suppose to be rhetorical but their are actually answers to them.

If you're invisible and you closed your eyes, would you be able to see through your eyelids?

Yes. Because light reflects and if you’re invisible, you’re entire body reflects light including organs such as eyelids.

How did Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit perfectly?

Because she was running in them. Glass does not bend without breaking and the movements required to run pushed her feet out of them. They can still fit for her feet but not the fear she was exercising at the time. It is more a miracle they did not break.

When you bite down, shouldn't you actually bite up because you can't move your upper jaw?

While true, your jaw is biting up, your teeth are going down into the object, not up and away from it.

Why can your body replicate falling from a high altitude if you've never fallen like that before?

It actually can’t. What you’re actually experiencing when you feel like your body is dropping is a resistance of transitioning to sleep is the relaxing of your muscles. What caused this resistance to this natural transition to sleep are a number of things, but if your body really did simulate falling from a high altitude you’d likely pass out (and die if high enough) from the pressure rather than wake up.

If Adam and Eve got into a fight, wouldn't it be a world war?

No, as neither Adam nor Eve are a body of countries. As more than two countries must be at war for either side. Not every person or country was at war in either world war.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone's life and runs someone over on the way, do they stop to help?

It depends on the severity of the injured person. They likely will not stop but they can dispatch a second ambulance to the location if the injury is determined to be less severe than their current call or if their current call is less severe to the person they injured; they may re-prioritize. Either way, a second dispatch is called.

Can you buy an entire chess set from a pawn shop?

Yes. Because there are two definitions to the word pawn depending on if it’s a now or a verb. A pawn shop is a verb, a pawn piece is based on the noun.

But transparent things let light pass through them, and if you're invisible you are transparent

As I stated, and you seemingly agree, yes, you would see through your eyelids.

Where you’re wrong is that light doesn’t pass through anything solid. Transparent or otherwise. Light reflecting is a basic law of physics. You cannot break physics, but you can bend it. Just as glass can be transparent, it still reflects, albeit it also refracts and bends light. Theoretically, in order to achieve total invisibility, light would have constantly be bending or refracting to view what is behind an invisible object or person.

If an entire person is achieving this hypothetical feat then yes, they could still see through their eyelids.

Oh yeah like how mirrors can't reflect 100% of light, transparent objects cant let 100% of light pass through them

Correct.

Do Legos live in houses made of flesh or are they made of the same materials houses are?

Legos do not live. The toys are made of plastic, and can be played with anywhere, including interiors made from the standard materials interiors are made.

Why does something get heavier if you add lighters to it?

Lighters are called lighters because they produce flame which is a type of light. The objects that produce the aforenamed light carry weight.

If a pack of gum says 10 calories per piece, is that for chewing it or swallowing it?

Swallowing. The sugars and ingredients that are collected from the chewing of the main substance are collected by the saliva and swallowed which produce the calories, while most of the gum is not swallowed, a small percentage is swallowed.

If there's a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't science be spelled wrong?

There is no such rule in English spelling. What you’re actually quoting is a guideline for common words beginners are likely to come across as they’re mastering their ability to spell common English words but it doesn’t have to apply to every word as there are usually exceptions.

Why is "number" abbreviated to "no" if there isn't an "o" in number?

The abbreviation comes from the Latin term numero which has an O in it. Latin was a basis for the English language and is still relevant to it’s formation even in the case of abbreviations. Especially common abbreviations that date back to the origin of it’s language.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

For people to drive to a bar, vehicles must have a place to park. Not everyone who drove in the vehicle must drink at the bar. Further, you can drink at a bar and still wait and reduce your alcoholic blood level to a legal amount once you’re ready to leave the bar. A feat difficult among some drinkers. Usually novices.

Why is it legal to kill a deer and put it's head on your wall, but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

It is legal to hunt deer for only a set amount of time primarily to maintain their population at low levels. Allowing the populous to own deer as a pets could exacerbate the population control. In addition, the amount of feed to maintain even a singular deer could deplete resources that are often for better and more popular livestock which have a higher economic impact than simply keeping such an animal for personal care.

r/woooosh

r/whoosh for when a joke goes right over someone’s head (or they misinterpret it.)

As I stated, I understood your questions are suppose to be rhetorical.

So, in other words my reply to you is…

r/whooosh

Can I have permission to use these? Will give credit

idc

You cared enough to ask.

Sure

Thanks

Really? I thought it was noob

lol

So...does this mean the opposite of constitution is pro-

Just please accept my upvote, king.

"Ackchyually": Yes

It was purposely named that way because the whole point of congress was to slow down the bill and debate and discuss it, not slam them through aggressively without even reading them

That makes sense

Hmm

And this right here kids is how communism was made.

this meme template is way underrated

Get my upvote...

Legit brain issues after reading comments

the opposite of pro is noob

hmmm

Yes. Yes it is.

oh my god

FACTS

Congress is evolving, just backwards

That explains alot

yes

in a literal sense, yes