Colonel Sanders is tied up in the back

:0)

(*speaking in a documentary narrator impersonation voice*) "A pack of wild Ronald McDonald's have found their prey"

(*still speaking in a documentary narrator impersonation voice*) "the prey is a flock of chickens owned by Colonel Sanders

(*still speaking in a documentary narrator impersonation voice*)"the wild pack of Ronald McDonalds pounce to try and over come the flock, and they succed, now doing their victory , mating dance."

Sanders isn't gonna make it out alive...

oh god oh god oh god

Foodions:rise of ronald

Bruh

Pfffft-

I just did

KFC

mclown : the rise of mcdonald

mom, pick me up now, I'm scared

I love this

Ronald McDonald got the McDrip

*wendys twitter* You dare oppose me mortal?

McDonald's supremacy complex

Next thing you know they commission an anime dating simulator called "I love you Ronald McDonald" (anyone who played the colonel sanders one, let me just say anime colonel sanders is so MMMMMPH YES)

Are they going to go into all the other fast food chains, and break all their ice cream machines?

*USSR Anthem intensifies*

Kfc in a Nutshell