Lib response

I actually live near the US/Canada border. I am not seeing any huge exodus of liberal women running across the border to Canada.

Liberal women don’t run, they waddle.

Truth

I also plan to not have sex with a man. That has nothing to do with the Supreme Court ruling, I'm just not gay.

You should still be careful. If you sleep with a woman who later identifies as a man, you might already be pregnant. And condoms aren't completely safe either. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I got that covered also. I have been faithfully married to the same woman for almost 32 years. I don't see any reason to A) cheat on her and B) I follow my religion and C) I'm too old.

She’s the star of the new movie “50 Year Old Virgin”

She doesn’t have crabs. She has dust bunnies.

Dude just needs to "identify as" a lady to get through the loophole in that argument!