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"Vengeance is mine," says the Lord.(Old Testament)
"Vengeance belongs to Jesus"(New Testament)

Christians know what side the bread is buttered and are wise enough to not try and claim it for themselves.
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Are they though?
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never anything to offer but insults and snide remarks. know why you're so unhappy ? I do
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Am I, though?
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absolutely ! you're a miserable person who can't stand the thought of ANYONE not like you being happy. You're pathetic and have no legs to stand on. That's why you haven't ONCE said anything other than insults or snide remarks. The obvious mentality of a child
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Am I, though?
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Ummm, someone doesn’t know their Christian history.
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Another that can't comprehend, I said CURRENT, not hundreds of years ago. Bring up something equivalent and RELEVENT to TODAY. You assholes never can, that's why your go to is the Crusades and Inquisitions. If you didn't know any history prior to 1900, you'd have NOTHING to say
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The crusades were a response to 200 years of Muslim expansion and oppression of Christians.
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... Christianity has in fact run SEVERAL inquisitions at the expense of atheist lives.
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name something that's happened in OUR lifetime idiot, you can buy a slave TODAY in Muslim countries. Child brides ? welcome, rape ? expected, human rights ? especially women's ? NONE. STFU with your past related bullshit. You got nothing to say about anything relevant
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.... And the person who started the discussion by talking about Mohammed thinks I shouldn't be talking about the past.
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Why is it you loonutics NEVER grasp the concept of CURRENT ??? The followers of Mo are STILL doing as he taught them today. I repeat, WHEN was the last time you heard of Christians doing an inquisition ?. NOT IN OUR lifetime, nor in the last several. You have no leg to stand on, that's why you always try going back hundreds of years for some example to justify you being an asshole. You have nothing to point to that matters TODAY, I do. You can't refute it, nor have you even tried. You're a hypocrite for giving a free pass because it's not Christian. You'd be killed in a Muslim country, along with gays and the rest of the alphabet group, yet you criticize and hate the people that let you have your say and way. Stupid isn't nearly a strong enough word, supreme selective ignorance born out of blind hate. Until you have an actual argument based in FACTS, stay off my page
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Muslim....???
They're literally Canaanites . They changed their names bc nobody in the world would do business with them
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whatever they WERE before Mo came along, they certainly weren't the same after. Don't see anything relevant about your comment
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It's YOUR meme! Unless you're under the misconception that Mohamed is CURRENTLY alive today?
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look retard, I said his FOLLOWERS are still following his example today. WTF you people can't comprehend even the simplest things ? When was the last crusade or inquisition vs the last terrorist attack ? The former would be hundreds of years, the latter mere minutes. Is it selective stupidity ? I swear, people like you need serious psychological help. 2+2=7 in your world
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When was the last terrorist attack committed by a Christian? About a month ago at Uvalde.
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Last we Forget the Native American genocide by Christians. By people fleeing religious persecution to come and religiously persecute.
There’s current African Christian nonsense, don’t forget all the straight white collar hustlers bilking billions out of “believers” in billionaire churches, the Catholic Church which is a whole different investigation and ultimately, none of any of it matters because before imaginary labels with no actual inherent meaning in them like Christian, Muslim or whatever, there’s just people killing each other and ing each other because of greed. We can use imaginary labels all day long but ultimately at the core of it is the nature of greed and greed is based on fear.
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Fun fact, they were actually kicked out of Europe for BEING the persecutors. American schools teach that they were fleeing persecution because lol propaganda but virtually everywhere else, history quite firmly has them as Christian extremists who were given several chances to settle the hell down and they just never would.
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Ah yes. The ole propaganda of who actually writes history: the “winner” lmao.

Fun fact #2
Most likely all of the history we’ve been taught is a lie.
Even King James, as in the King James 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 of the Bible was a known pedophile who was apparently quite fond of young boys.

Not to throw the baby out with the bath water as the Bible is full of useful metaphor and simple human wisdoms but it was reportedly approved by a pedophile.
Add to that the books not included in it such as the Book of Thomas where the Christ talks about consciousness as being the “Father.”
There’s a wonderful BBC documentary that illustrates that the Christ was probably studying with the Buddha‘s of the time in his disappearance years between the ages of 12 and 33.
As a formerly indoctrinated into Catholicism as a child who is now a practicing Buddhist for many years now, the documentary makes some very good points about the validity of that theory. It all lines up very well.

My religion is love. Buddhism isn’t a religion anyway, it’s a science of the mind.
Mind or consciousness is everyTHING , quantum physics approves this message.
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I defy you to give an accurate description of what quantum physics even is.
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Exactly. My zen teacher Master Seung Sahn taught “don’t know” mind.
I don’t know. All there is is 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒎𝒈, what is being known is debatable.
I Am the looking, not what’s being looked at although that’s included.
In Zen nothing is excluded from The 1.

The great zen empty spot says in relation to the all of existence:
“There is nothing which you are and there is no-thing which you are not.”
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Ok. Well, obviously that's not an accurate description of quantum physics, no.
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You said you defy me. I said, exactly. I cannot give an accurate description of something I don’t know. :)
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Probably best to avoid speaking on behalf of something you don't know as to whether it approves or disapproves, then?
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Maybe we should be try that.
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go to a Muslim country and see how you're treated, PLEASE ! then let us know how bad Christians are lol You won't be back and know it
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I was treated extraordinarily well. I came back mostly to chase up a different career opportunity.
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I'll bet 2 things, it wasn't a Muslim majority country, and you didn't tell anyone they were fools for believing in a God. Try saying something like that and we'll see how it goes
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OK. You just lost two bets.
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Atheism is an excuse to be without morales
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So are you’re saying is that someone needs the idea of God to be moralistic?
There have been more atrocities and genocides committed in the name the of Gods of the Abrahamic religions than any atheist or group of atheists has ever committed.
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Wrong. Most abortionis were committed by atheist. That alone wraps it up
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