Raisin cookies always get me

And the bottom 2 are both still poisonous to dogs

Someone's gotta do it. So bottom two accepted the task

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Dog: what else can I eat that humans love so I can fit in?

You can eat a human

p**is

You know the saying, a man's best friend and also a friend of theirs

You can feed your dog gold! Edit: did not go so well...

Well crap

Technically the top two are poisonous to dogs as well...

Jesus christ this comment went from the bottom of this post to the top real fast

I think it'd be bad if any dog eat any of those

Gold and pyrite might be harmful to consume, too.

Just maybe.

as if the top 2 arent

The real fools chocolate

The real fools chocolate is milk chocolate,....it has less cocoa than dark chocolate.....

But it's still good

U mean white chocolate
Milk chocolate is the normal kind

Yeah,...that too,...white chocolate is the pure fake...

but its really good

It's still chocolate...

it's still chocolate tho, fool's means something that you thought was something but is actually entirely something else, in your case, not a fool's

i like dark chocolate but raisin cookies suck

i like raisin, on breads tho, raisin on cookies is pretty ok, not bad

Cinnamon swirl raisin toast kicks ass!

Yes

Yes it does

I think

If that's a good thing then yes it does

If nor you wrong bud

Raisin cookies are bad for me.

Then my father's the guy for you...

I'll buy him a bottle of Moxie (he should know what that is)!

Okay, but oatmeal raisin cookies are actually pretty good if you like raisins

Oatmeal raisin cookies are killer if you nuke them for just a few seconds-
just enough to get them warm. With a mug of hot cocoa, it's the second-best thing to sex.

No, it is the best thing. Sex is overrated, cause you don’t have to wonder if the food is also enjoying it when you eat

LOL... I'm not even going to TRY to argue with logic like that!!

sex is ew

I’m not sure to argue or agree

Agruee, there you can do both

You can agree to disagree

Lol yes fun times m8

No, the real fool's chocolate is goat droppings. Google it. You'll see.
Also see "Fool's beans."

lolllll yasss

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