Ya'll are both right.

I know. It's meant to be goofy. Imagine some people's insane reaction. Priceless looks. Head spinning-or exploding. I just want a funny answer. :)

Well I'm not saying these two, would, I'm just being silly and want a silly response to amuse me.
But now that I think of it, there were a lot of Jews involved in the slave trade and in the confederate south. There was even a statue of a Jewish man who was a politician up north, and left his job up North to come down South just to support slavery.
From what I understand, at first a lot of American Jews were supportive of the confederacy, but as the war went on they decided it would be better if the Union won.
Naturally, this was a certain branch of Jews at the time, usually associated with the business, not the average everyday Jews. Naturally.

I don't know how they would react to "crack head."

whoops! Guess you're right. Oh well. Misspelling is embarrassing but hopefully the joke holds up :).
Think I should delete it and remake it with the proper spelling?