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Republican Jesus | REPUBLICAN JESUS...2022 EDITION | image tagged in mass shooting,republican,conservative,liberal,gun control,trump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,123 views 7 upvotes Made by carjaker 2 years ago in politics
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4 ups, 2y,
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THIS GUY THINKS JESUS IS INTO POLITICS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y
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3 ups, 2y,
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Uh they removed God from education years ago bud. I forgot your Canadian. What a dumb comment. Must be cold up there? Eh?
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1 up, 2y,
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1 up, 2y,
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you was his daddy. Well maybe you outta bend him over a knee once in awhile. You really astonish me. The guy who pumps out memes of tits and ass is full of infinite wisdom. The insufferable narcissist teaching all of us. Lives without God and tells us Jesus is a hippie. Lol. Circus is in town. So tell me more how miserable your life is. Please tell. Clearly you like to hear yourself talk. Have at it assman!
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1 up, 2y,
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1 up, 2y
I'm sorry I didn't know you were slow. Did you read the post? Where did I say you were my pa? You were defending the Canuck. Man I'm truly sorry, I had no idea it was this bad for you. You just can't get that trump guy out of your head. Man your all over the place. Do yourself a favor bud. It sad. Again sorry I didn't realize I'd trigger trump in you.
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4 ups, 2y,
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1 up, 2y,
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"And replaced them with Tranny Book Club time!"

They didn't replace it with anything
2 ups, 2y,
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1 up, 2y,
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They didn't replace prayer with drag queen story hour
1 up, 2y
Which of the two is allowed in schools? Prayer? No. Tranny Book Club time? Yes.

One was allowed at one time and was canceled. The other wasn't allowed at one time and was introduced.

Please explain to me how one item wasn't taken out and another item brought it.... (Which is an off shoot definition of replace)
2 ups, 2y,
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Libs always focus on "establishment" and ignore "prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
1 up, 2y
I don't ignore either. Both are important
4 ups, 2y,
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Harassment/stalking/ homophobic oops 3rd one was just a reflex. Negate that one
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Melting, snowflake?
1 up, 2y
No I'm just playing their game. Just trying to fit in. Maybe next time understand the situation before you embarass yourself.
1 up, 2y
This post has 3 less upvotes than your meme. Lol. You really know how to pump out winners!
3 ups, 2y,
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Oh and hey frosty. The meme put Jesus in it. I'm pretty sure he's a lefty. Woah!
2 ups, 2y,
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A homeless Hippie Socialist who said feed the poor and was sentenced to death for sedition against his Roman goverment?
No way Jose[phus]!
3 ups, 2y,
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Thus the fall of the empire. That all happened in the flesh Sherlock, but hey what do I know.
1 up, 2y
The fall which happened when? 70AD?

oh, wait.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
"No way Jose[phus]!"

😂
1 up, 2y
I have my occasional moments! (was a last minute touch too!)
2 ups, 2y
As if that would convince anyone they actually did.
3 ups, 2y,
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2 ups, 2y,
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You mean "free dumb"?
3 ups, 2y
I don't think you're really free... so
4 ups, 2y,
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I honestly don't think that's an insult. If you read the Old Testament and Revelations then you would understand that Jesus is coming back with a vengeance to destroy the non believers and the baby killers.
3 ups, 2y
Yeah, he was coming back to repel Rome within their lifetimes.
He's almost clocking in at two millenia on his delayed ETA...
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2 ups, 2y,
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Sure he is. Along with JFK Jr.
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
It's in the book, read it or don't, it's not an argument in any way. That's all I'm saying.
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0 ups, 2y
Thats under fiction right?
2 ups, 2y
JFK Jr came back to Dallas. He's running with Donny in 2024. QAnon sed so
2 ups, 2y
Just read the Bible, don't take my word for it. That's how come you should stay away from making religious comparisons because you don't read the actual book you are referencing.
4 ups, 2y,
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5 ups, 2y,
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I'm pretty sure that's an attack OM! Isn't that how u play it. Isn't that your mentality when it comes to timeout
5 ups, 2y
Just kidding. I'm not spineless. I know your game. I'm over it. Now silence me for having different morals and values. Lol. Must be miserable
2 ups, 2y,
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Flagged for poking fun at myself? That's what I was referring to
3 ups, 2y
Harassment/stalking/ having fun/ homophobic. Oops again strike last one. Just a reflex
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