Woke Coke, It's the Racist Thing!

1. It's satire, no one expected you to believe the can was actually produced by coca-cola
2. BUT, awhile back they were involved in contraversy because that phrase was used in Coke's "inclusiveness" training for employees. They got called out on it and backpedaled hard.

Are you the Judge of Satire? "i mean, I know you won't, " really? You find no humor in the comments?
HAVE I NOT ENTERTAINED YOU!!!
That's a jooooooke, btw, and not in defense of anything.
Good night and sleep tight.

Read his response to abby_normal.
He does think he is the emperor of what is and isn't satire.

I knew that it was satire and I knew that the can depicted was fake.

Good satire, however, has a kernel of truth and I was aware of the great Woke Coke controversy where they actually no shit said "Try to be less white" to their melanin challenged employees.

This isn't satire. It plays into your desire to be a victim. "look, even the corporations are oppressing us!!!"

It's also not funny.

For it to be satire, it would have to be wildly over the top. Like the can would have to be just plain silver. No letters or color at all AND they'd removed all flavor and color from the liquid itself. It was just clear flavorless water. And then customers wanting a coke would first be confused by the cans, then drink and and say "hey, this is jsut water." then buy a pepsi instead.

THAT would be satire.

This?

This does nothing but feed into the lie that you're the real victim here.