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Fake-News translator for Mass Shootings | Situation 1:  Suspect's ID is released ASAP. Motive instantly known to be Racial hatred, White supremacy; HOW TO KNOW THE SHOOTER BY TRANSLATING FAKE-NEWS CUES; Commonly used MSM terms: Racist, NAZI, Trump supporter; Verdict: Shooter was White; Commonly used MSM terms: Misunderstood,  Aspiring-rapper,  Was trying to get his life back together; Situation 2: Long delay in releasing the Suspect's ID. Motive remains unclear; Verdict: Shooter was Black or Illegal Alien; Commonly used MSM terms: Police are still searching for a motive, What shooting? Situation 3: Suspect's ID is never released, and if is, you can't pronounce it; Verdict: Shooter was Islamic Jihadist | image tagged in dont,believe,corrupt,fake news | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
927 views 47 upvotes Made by Danzinger 2 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 2y
* Mass-killers listed from least-likely to most-likely top to bottom.
4 ups, 2y,
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3 ups, 2y
YES, Dr.S....✅❎
3 ups, 2y,
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Black Color | Truth Bomb!!! | image tagged in black color | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y
YEE-HAAAW!! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y,
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2 ups, 2y
3 ups, 2y
Signs of a False Flag – From Robert Barnes

1. Asks you to respond emotionally rather than intellectually.
2. Strips the event of context, such as the contemporary factual setting, geopolitical reality, or historical awareness.
3. Demands a rush to judgment before a diligent, independent inquiry occurs.
4. Collectivizes judgment, by taking an individual event, and demands you blame an entire culture, religion, race, ancestry, community or country for it.
5. The only explicable motive offered for the offending action is irrational evil or utterly stupid immorality, as it is against the rational interest of the offender to commit the act for the reasons alleged.
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3 ups, 2y,
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The is one problem. Situation 1 is always first reported as a right wing nut but when it is found out that he left a manifesto behind, or that he espoused communism or he was a Bernie supporter, the media goes silent about the entire story.

Because all mass shooters in Situation 1 are either A) radical leftists or B) apolitical psychopaths. Who they are not are conservatives. Even conservatives who might have a confederate flag on their hat. Conservatives just don't kill people.
3 ups, 2y,
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Thank you for clarifying that TKWSN, I appreciate it. I simply could'nt go into that much detail in the meme. But you are absolutely right. And even theoretically, if some odd crime ever did occur where the shooter was considered to be a "Right-winger", or heaven forbid, an "Ultra-MAGA", no one in their right mind could credibly blame Trump - (or Tucker Carlson)- for the Maniac's crime. It's similar to the nonsense of trying to blame Trump for the Jan.6 "insurrection." Just like we did'nt blame Bernie Sanders for the crimes of the crazed Bernie-Bro who shot-up the Congressional baseball game, nearly killing Rep.Steve Scallice. The blame for the crime rests solely on the criminal himself. Of course, personal responsibility is a concept the left chooses to ignore completely these days, and that is one main cause of their countless failures & disasters.
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You are 100% correct. The blame for the crime rests solely on the criminal. I hope you don't think I was criticizing your meme. It is a great meme and I up voted it. I have just been paying attention to who mass shooters were (although not recently) and I have yet to see a conservative mass shooter.

I suppose at some point a right-winger (who is mentally unstable to begin with) is going to go off his rocker and start shooting people. And when that happens the media will not let that go for a year. They will be doing a great big "I told you so" to the world. It is what they have been wanting for decades.

I am pretty sure that there have been right-wingers who have committed all sorts of other crimes but when it comes to mass shooters, by an overwhelming majority, they are left-wingers. The rest are just psychos, Muslims or have been conditioned by the left to hate white people.

Or in other words, it is a very nice shrubbery, so nice that I will forgo the next text of cutting down the largest tree in the forest with........ a herring.
2 ups, 2y,
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You are fair & just good Sir Knight, thanks for the reply. I'm a big fan of your work. Wishing you all the best as we continue our search for the Enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
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1 up, 2y,
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Likewise. I am a fan of your work also.
1 up, 2y,
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"not fooled by the media propaganda"
reagan sold missiles to the middle east and the media said nothing about it
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And yet we all knew about Reagan supplying the Mujahideen in Afghanistan with weapons to stop Soviet aggression. Sylvester Stallone even did a Rambo about him fighting with the Mujahideen to get into Russia to save Richard Crena.
1 up, 2y,
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still a big oops
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1 up, 2y,
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Sort of. We had no idea that we would be going to war with the Taliban, Al Qaeda or ISIS 20 years later. Plus by the time we went to war in the Middle East all of the weapons we left behind were gone. They fought us with Russian weapons. AK-47's, Russian tanks and Russian fighter jets.
1 up, 2y
"The_Knight_Who_Says_Ni

Sort of. We had no idea that we would be going to war with the Taliban, Al Qaeda or ISIS 20 years later. Plus by the time we went to war in the Middle East all of the weapons we left behind were gone. They fought us with Russian weapons. AK-47's, Russian tanks and Russian fighter jets."

So Bonzo Gonzo Reagan employing Osama bin Laden to create al Queda with Reagan funding it (was is $3.5bill or only $1.5?) and giving it CIA training which lead to 9/11 and two wars, etc, is no biggie because no one expected them to use our guns against us, including that demented senile fhuckwit POS Ronny who is totally responsible for their existence and what they have done to us and others?

Who fought us with Russian tanks and Russian fighter jets?
Who fought us with any tanks and fighter jets at all?

In addition to al Queda, Reagan supplied arms to Saddam Hussein and the Ayatollah Khomeini - asking the latter to hold the American hostages till he became president in exchange for them, which he paid for by selling so much coke, it started the Crack Epidemic.

1. That's a whole lotta American weapons to not have fought us with.
2. Reagan has got to be the biggest piece of shit to have every graced the WH, outdoing Ike, W Bush & Cheney, Clinton, JFK, and by far Trump, who luckily was so stupid and crazy and senile they started holding back on what they gave the aspiring dick tater.
1 up, 2y
Even those spooky Marilyn the Manson Gothic Punk Rock & Roll Columbine shooter kids were racist gun loving RWNJs, and they were the closest to Lefties you got to support your absurdly bogus claims.

Why do you lie?
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1 up, 2y
Anti war, anti capital punishment vegan conservatives abound.
1 up, 2y,
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lel. anyone brandishing a confederate flag is a traitor
2 ups, 2y,
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I disagree with that, but you do raise a point I should address: For clarity of meme, I wanted the 3 "representatives" of each group to be extremes. So I Googled stereotype images of each "community" - hence the rebel flag hat. I should also point out that so far as I know, none of the persons shown in this meme were actual mass-shooters.
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"you do raise a point I should address... So I Googled stereotype images of each "community" - hence the rebel flag hat"

fair enough

"I disagree with that"

how? anyone not on lincoln's side of the war shouldn't be in this country.
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"anyone not on lincoln's side of the war shouldn't be in this country."

Correct, sorta, depending on what country that's supposed to be.

The USA is a federation of 50 countries, despite Lincoln's megalomaniac efforts to make it into one single nation. Prior to the war, no one referred to themselves as Americans, they were Viginians, New Yorkers, Georgians... Lincoln changed that. Republicans were Federalists, stood for big centralized gov't.

This shouldn't be a country because it isn't one.
2 ups, 2y,
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a lot of new yorkers, vermonters, connecticutites, illonoisers, and the like did group up to get a
kentuckyer in when lincoln was voted
2 ups, 2y
Sure a lot of New Yankers, Vervomiters, Connecticuckites, Illinoisiers did, and sure some didn't, and yes, the Confedies broke away, and ... wait a minute, who needs them anyways?
Been a useless drain since their inceptions. They're the eternal Cousin Joey Crackhead that keeps getting invited to all the weddings because they're family, but nobody wants to be seated at that table. "At least our Walmarts are no more than 45 minutes away!" is hardly a state motto to be proud of.
2 ups, 2y,
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Spare me please... Here's a a better idea: Anyone whose not on our side of the border legally should'nt be in this country. And while we're at it, let's be certain that all law-abiding US citizens can be armed to the teeth to defend against the coming invasion of illegal criminals. The unvetted Mob of illegals coming across now likely includes countless more "Sal Ramos's"
1 up, 2y
"Here's a a better idea: Anyone whose not on our side of the border legally should'nt be in this country"

eyyy deflection. anyone who deflects can't debate for a dime.
i'm not a fan of illegal immigration either. however, there's usually a reason they're migrating into the union in the first place. do confederate flags have a place in the union? they won't on my watch
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2 ups, 2y,
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I have a confederate battle flag. Things are not always how the leftists portray them. I am not a racist. I do not want the South to rise again. And I am a very strong supporter of the U.S. Constitution and our founding fathers.

I bought the flag because I was born in the South. But more specifically I bought it because about 6 or 7 years ago the left went on another tirade and I thought they were going to somehow outlaw the Confederate battle flag. I will not have the left continue to take my freedoms away. I most likely would have never bought the flag if they left hadn't gone on a tirade.

However, I don't "brandish" the flag. Even though to me it is about my ancestors and about where I was born, and to Southerners that is what it has become to mean since the Civil War ended. The left has turned it into a flag that only symbolizes racism and that is the only way they can ever see that flag. And that is why I won't ever fly the flag in my front yard.

I have it hanging on the wall in my home office next to my Scottish flag. My ancestry is mostly Scottish and the St Andrews cross flag is what the Confederate battle flag was based on. The Confederate battle flag was only used by two regiments. They were looking for a flag that would not be mistaken for the US flag to try to stop friendly fire. I have no idea how it came to represent the South as a whole because the flag of the Confederacy is not at all like the battle flag.
1 up, 2y
So why use the Tennessee (is it?) battle flag which is only 2nd to the Nazi Swastika in terms of right wing conservative racist symbols of choice instead of the actual Confederate flag that not even most Southerners seem to know what it looks like when that represents 'only' treason? Well, and racism too, only not as well know as the battle flag?
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"I am not a racist"

a disingenuous person would play the kafka trap card here. but i'm not that disingenuous person :)

"I do not want the South to rise again"

fair and all, but idk how you'd be able to explain all this to honest abe.

"Even though to me it is about my ancestors and about where I was born, and to Southerners that is what it has become to mean since the Civil War ended"

the flag was never used until 1 month before the civil war started, and about a year after South Carolina seceded from the Union. before that, the southern states were part of the union. not many examples of reunited countries exist, but if yugoslavia was rebuilt, it'd make much more sense having the flag of serbia around since serbia's isolated identity has existed ever since breaking away from the habsburgs and the ottoman empire. it'd even probably go without the stigma of being associated with slobodan milosovic since serbian officials initially sought to unite southern slavic nations instead of being isolated, although the serbian flag would be much less safe to carry around compared to the slovenian flag in this hypothetical since that stigma could still exist.

"The left has turned it into a flag that only symbolizes racism and that is the only way they can ever see that flag"

fractions of the right see the flag as betrayal. had honest abe never been killed and the reconstruction continued, there could've been further punishment of the secessionists, nuremburg style, and the battle flag would've been treated by both sides of the political spectrum as anti-american, much like how modern germans see the swastika as anti-german.

instead, we have former confederate soldiers masquerading as politicians and manipulating the masses. because of people like them, our country loses.

but the flag is on you. i'm not gonna completely judge you for having it-- i am also partially scottish--but others will question it.
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0 ups, 2y
"fair and all, but idk how you'd be able to explain all this to honest abe."

Well Abraham Lincoln has been dead over 150 years. So I cannot explain anything to him.

"fractions of the right see the flag as betrayal."

I get that. I have heard them make that statement. However, the flag has changed it's meaning since the war. Actually there are 3 versions of what that flag means right now.

One is what the left thinks of it.

The other is a sign of rebellion, not against a nation but against societal norms. Although you don't see it used nearly as frequently because of what the left has done to the flag's meaning, you used to see them Confederate Battle Flag stickers on motorcycles and trucks.

And lastly it is showing pride in where you were born, live and your family. It does not matter what your skin color is. There are plenty of blacks in the South who fly the Confederate Battle flag.

There may be a very very small number of people, probably living in the South who still want secede from the Union and the fly the flag in open rebellion to the United States of America. They are free to do so but in that respect I can see where people would look at them as traitors. I am NOT one of those. I just want everyone to be free and so did our founding fathers.

"instead, we have former confederate soldiers masquerading as politicians and manipulating the masses. because of people like them, our country loses."

Um.... it's not 1865. All Confederate soldiers have long since died. And they were not allowed to run for political office under the 14th Amendment. I don't know of anyone who supports secession who is in politics right now. But then there are a lot of Representatives and Senators I know nothing about.

"but the flag is on you. i'm not gonna completely judge you for having it-- i am also partially scottish--but others will question it."

I cannot tell you what to do. If you are going to judge me, I can only hope it is not as a racist but rather as someone who is proud of where they are from. The dichotomy with me is I am proud of where I was born and I love my family but I live in Utah because I cannot stand humidity. So I could never live in the South again. I like visiting family and I think parts of the South are really pretty but I also think parts of the North are really pretty also.
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    Situation 1: Suspect's ID is released ASAP. Motive instantly known to be Racial hatred, White supremacy; HOW TO KNOW THE SHOOTER BY TRANSLATING FAKE-NEWS CUES; Commonly used MSM terms: Racist, NAZI, Trump supporter; Verdict: Shooter was White; Commonly used MSM terms: Misunderstood, Aspiring-rapper, Was trying to get his life back together; Situation 2: Long delay in releasing the Suspect's ID. Motive remains unclear; Verdict: Shooter was Black or Illegal Alien; Commonly used MSM terms: Police are still searching for a motive, What shooting? Situation 3: Suspect's ID is never released, and if is, you can't pronounce it; Verdict: Shooter was Islamic Jihadist