Neither.
It’s diagonally

It would also make them smell a lot worse.

Will it double...or will it fix the problem completely?
Up next on Mythbusters...!

If they were starfish, yes.

https://imgflip.com/gif/6dpx2f

Nah, two halves make a whole. Same number. But at least they won't be begging at every intersection anymore.

Great meme!!!

. . .and that can also be a literal statement. . .

That's not how that works. Do you think homeless people are starfish?

Chocolate starfish