"We used to teach kids HOW to think, now we just teach them WHAT to think. They're not graduating with the ability to think for themselves"
Conservatives don't usually want people to think for themselves, especially religious conservatives, because thinking for oneself makes it more likely that people will question their beliefs and possibly walk away from their religion.
"Some learn to think on their own and we call those kids, conservatives"
Yeah, like all those conservatives who are convinced that JFK Jr is still alive because some person on the Internet said so. Great job thinking for themselves. 😂
"The rest we call leftists, fascists, socialists, Marxists, communists or just plain old Democrats"
You may call them that but that doesn't make it true. There are plenty of conservatives and liberals who think for themselves. It's stupid to think that only people on your side are capable of thinking for themselves.