Found a typo, remade the meme

One ply tp

A used needle

Hitler as a used car salesman.

An inebriated colorblind home decorator.

That I could put my dick in AOC and not get an std

A taco bell fart.

Gas Station Sushi.

The 2020 election results...

PSYKE!

The check is in the mail

Bill Clinton’s wedding vows.

An illegal immigrant to return for their court hearing.

My pool guy promising not to sleep with my wife (i don't have a pool)

The crazy-looking drug addict P.O.S., with a box-cutter razor in one hand, who's sneaking up behind me as the subway train rolls into the station.

I would trust to "peacefully coexist" on a tiny island with Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Stalin, a platoon of Khmer Rouge, and a pack of rabid Hyenas before I would trust anything from the CDC or Dr. Frankenste... err.. um.. Dr. Fauci

A park bathroom floor Condom.