your parents adopt you-

Yep, Just like the dude

Creepy uncle J has got it right! 5yc50m.gif (click to show)

>_< Caution! ↑ PedJoephile!

what?

ikr

In Mother Russia, parents dont adopt you, you adopt parents

in 1970s China your parents could get reassigned if they didn’t agree with the country’s leadership lol

lol

it fits here

yep

the parents?

yes

lol

Nah bruh, it's the new update

lol

?

Kids choose their parents now, you forgot?

wth

Yeah yeah
Because of their "rights"

?

its a joke dont you understand

just go to settings if your parents are not up to par

Just update, change your parents, ta-da!
You are now the son of a somalian pirate and Elsa from Frozen. Have fun!

okay then *changes my parents to anna and kristoff from frozen*

*INHALE* again-

+ im no weeb- i think-

anime is the definition of cringe

yeah, yeah say whatever you want but im leaving the anime stream or anything

Cool! I don't care. No one cares. Just shut up