Hire a prostitute. Then you will become... Buy Sexual.

in the Voice of Achmed, the dead Terrorist:
i Nokiaeel you!

i think that the mascot of Ronald may have been removed because of Coulrophobia, which is a disproportionate or irrational fear of clowns. Some children might have this phobia.

Use a ca-Nine Millimetre to help yourself to retaliate. (Also, you have a tamel coe, soldier.)

You mean "definitely" :-).