seems legit

They did exist, but Satan made them all gay and that's why they died out.

This is the knowledge they've kept hidden from us.

That's what I heard

oh, ok *looks over at DNA samples from millions of years ago that seem to be related to chickens*

if evolution is caused by mutation, then i am living proof of it (i was supposed to be taller by now. both my parents are tall. why the hell am i 5'2)

Tragically, I hear shortness is recessive. (But tallness just means never fitting into an airline seat, so meh.)

That is actually very accurate.

You have a point.

hmm

The theory is that they existed but they were too big for the ark when the flood happened, a theory I heard

makes sense

I personally believe that the Bible is the key to truth about yourself, and it has stories that give you lessons for your day-to-day life, but don't take it to seriously. May I remind you that the Bible (in Leviticus) says that you have to make a daily animal sacrifice.

Yep. Unless you're doing all that crazy stuff set out in Leviticus and Deuteronomy (like not mixing fabrics, marrying your brother-in-law's widow, etc. etc.), then you're picking and choosing from the Bible. Frankly, everyone does it.

Fits with multiple cultures.