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1492... a good year for humanity | HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY! I NEVER COMMITTED GENOCIDE; I WAS ARRESTED FOR PUNISHING EUROPEANS WHO ABUSED THE NATIVES; DISEASE WIPED OUT 90% OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLE, NOT ME; MILLIONS HAVE EMBRACED
 MY CATHOLIC FAITH; OH... AND I DISCOVERED A WHOLE NEW WORLD,
 UNKNOWN TO 96% OF HUMANITY | image tagged in columbus day,christopher columbus,hero,cancel culture,catholicism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,708 views 16 upvotes Made by Marhew 3 years ago in politics
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3 ups, 3y,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's not why he was arrested
2 ups, 3y,
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Actually that's exactly why he was arrested. For executing several Europeans because of their treatment of natives.
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3 ups, 3y,
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Francisco de Bobadilla was the arresting official and was in charge of the investigation. He did mention the hanging of five Spaniards in his report but he heavily cited numerous other charges including bribery, enslavement of natives, brutality, and abuse of office.

It is pure nonsense that you would focus on such a minor part of the arrest report. The Spanish were having none of it. Even by their standards, Christopher Columbus' conduct was shocking.
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In May 1498, Columbus sailed west across the Atlantic for the third time. He visited Trinidad and the South American mainland before returning to the ill-fated Hispaniola settlement, where the colonists had staged a bloody revolt against the Columbus brothers’ mismanagement and brutality. Conditions were so bad that Spanish authorities had to send a new governor to take over. Meanwhile, the native Taino population, forced to search for gold and to work on plantations, was decimated (within 60 years after Columbus landed, only a few hundred of what may have been 250,000 Taino were left on their island). Christopher Columbus was arrested and returned to Spain in chains.

https://www.history.com/topics/exploration/christopher-columbus
1 up, 3y,
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Arrested in chains and then vindicated and commissioned to do a forth voyage. His punishment of the offenders was justified. The Taino people were largely wiped out by disease. Slavery was the common practice of the day, especially among the indigenous people of the region. The Spanish were no saints and neither were the natives.
1 up, 3y
You seem ready to elevate him to sainthood.
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3 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
0 ups, 3y
Octavia: You blame Europeans for unknowingly introducing a virus which killed millions of natives? Now you are going to blame Asians for unknowingly introducing the Covid virus? Hypocritical.
1 up, 3y
Columbus thought he was in India. Amerigo Vespucci is the reason they're called the Americas. And the vikings were here long before either.
2 ups, 3y,
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In 10 years 10% of the c.100,000 Tainos that lived on Hispaniola were dead thanks to Cristobal Colon & Co bringing disease, enslaving, torturing, raping, and outright killing them because it was ok since they weren't Catholics. But then they continued to do the same to converts as well.

People from the Middle East to China knew the world was round.
Colon didn't discover aynthing (as a hemisphere with 2 continents full of people can attest) - he didn't even know he was lost.

If you want to honor the shitter, at least get his name right

and the facts.
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3 ups, 3y,
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3 ups, 3y
0 ups, 3y,
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"People from the Middle East to China knew the world was round."

So did educated Europeans ya moron! The whole 'Columbus proving the Earth is round' was a piece of biographical fiction written way later.
1 up, 3y
No they did not.
I understand ignorance is the basis of your approach and entire worldview, but stupidity ain't cute.

btw, it's,
'So did educated Europeans, you moron!'
not,
"So did educated Europeans ya moron!"

Oh, the irony.
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