This is dumb

LOL

ancient rome made roads

;)

apparently he wants to give cars their least effective crash of the day while eating breakfast

LOL true

I know, let the comments give their reactions

same

LOL idk

Good ol Florida man

XD yes

He’s going to turn into a pancake in more ways than one, lol :-)

:-)

Mattpat?

Flat Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs? Mat
What do you call the same guy in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway.

Он ок

Ыуат. Наd 1т шяои9.

In the Netherlands we have 'pannekoeken', they are Just like pancakes but even more flat

Pancakes:

Becoming them while eating them.

what the whattt

ikr

this is my new status quote

wot-

Of course he’s a Florida man

lol yes

Akechi would be proud.

Lol

Let him enjoy his dang pancakes, police. He even got the syrup.

XD ikr

He had breakfast in the middle of the intersection!? What the f**k.

ikr