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Deranged fantasy | Someone saying, "I identify as . . ." is the same thing as saying "I'm pretending to be . . . " | image tagged in memes,change my mind,gender identity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,903 views 84 upvotes Made by DTuck 3 years ago in politics
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13 ups, 3y
"...And I'm forcing you to pretend with me"
7 ups, 3y
shh, for my own sanity
8 ups, 3y,
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I identify as a demi-human and my pronouns are we/us. You can’t simply refer to me as they/them because i can be anyone at any time, and referring to me as they/them is assuming i haven’t figured out my gender. You have to ask me my gender every time you talk to me. And i can be 3 different ppl at the same time.

When I need to get a driver’s license, I identify as a girl so that I can get stuff for a cheaper price. When practicing in sports, I identify as a girl (because i have a male body) so i can dominate sports. But if my job pays men more than women, i identify as a man. If the media supports people for being gay or trans or bisexual, then i identify as all of them. In a place where white privilege happens, i identify as white so i can get all the privilege. If there are places where black ppl can get away with stuff that white ppl can’t (for example, uttering the n-word, being a proud racist, or flaking out when a member of their community is killed by a cop [George Floyd was martyred but Tony Tempas wasn’t]), i identify as black. If cops come by, i identify as the fbi so i can outrank them.

The thing is, my feelings dictate what you’re allowed to do. If my feelings are hurt because you want to live in reality, then it’s your fault and you should be forced to apologize for not letting me express my own freedom. I get to call you a “phobe” and whine to the media so that i will get support from the entire left while you get canceled. Matter of fact, if you think anything i do is wrong, I have the right to get you canceled so that the only famous people are people who support my wish land. Because I live in a WandaVision-like world; I throw out all opposition.
1 up, 3y
Wow ok this sounds like the movie "Split" but In real life. People take moves way too seriously these days.
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4 ups, 3y,
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Yes, it does give them benefit if they use it in specific ways. And you can’t pay me money to believe there isn’t someone doing that. Also, I know about the biological females identifying as men. However, I am making a joke, and I wasn’t trying to include every trans person in that joke. This wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, because if you know anything about me, none of this is true.

No, that is not what religious people do. There is actual evidence that scientists simply throw out the window, and then call religious people whiners for calling them out for it. We actually base belief off of real things that happened. And even if you want to say that no religion is based on reality, it still wouldn’t be anything like the LGBTQ movement, because at least the people worshipped in religions are real, while identifying yourself as something different than what you actually are has nothing to do with reality. Also, I’ve never seen anyone point out that my religious beliefs were factually incorrect. I’ve seen people throw claims around, or diss evidence that should have at least some merit. The pride of the scientific community is a huge indication that someone doesn’t want us believing in God.

In case you don’t know, I am full square against LGBTQ but I hold no fear or hatred of anyone in the LGBTQ community (fear only comes if they are hostile to me for being Christian, in which case the fear is legitimate). I am in multiple pro-LGBTQ communities online, and am never nasty to anyone in them. Matter of fact, someone I know irl in church just came out as gay and we’ve shown nothing but love to their family. Also, I’d like some examples of christians that have this kind of homophobia and transphobia, because i’ve been in at least 5 different churches in 5 different states in my life, and never once met anyone like that. I will acknowledge some Christians are completely nasty to LGBTQ members, and I wish they wouldn’t be, because it’s not helpful, but it’s not fair to judge the whole religious community based on those instances. Some Muslims have been very hostile to LGBTQ ppl; should we treat them with hostility?
3 ups, 3y,
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Tell me that dude at the center of the Wi Spa nonsense isn't just a perv who wants to be naked around little girls.

He is 100% claiming trans just to gain access to his targets.
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0 ups, 3y
Apparently not.
3 ups, 3y
Also, you once told me you read J Warner Wallace and other apologetic authors and that they were all garbage. But if you actually remembered his book, you would have remembered that the four disciples weren't the only people who mentioned Jesus in their writing. A historian mentioned Jesus as "one who performed many signs and divided the Israelite crowds" sometime in the 50s AD, a couple of decades after His death. And this historian wasn't just not a disicple of Jesus, but he wasn't even Christian, meaning his work mentioning Jesus's signs implies that He not only just existed, but that He was who He said He was. John is actually an apologetic book trying to prove Jesus is the Christ.
If you study the pieces carefully and with an open mind, they actually can make much sense. The same cannot be said for Muhammad, or even the guy who started mormonism or the prosperity gospel (which i believe is responsible for many people leaving the faith). And with buddhism, Buddha (or Siddhartha) didn't even claim to be a deity and didn't accept worship. Why we worship him is a mystery to me. And stuff like Jainism is just a joke. There's no argument to even support such claims and there's no way you could ever prove something like that is true. There's where blind faith is not only encouraged, but is a necessity for the religion's existence. Christianity is the only religion supported historically and scientifically. But one has to have an open mind to see that, which isn't all that common these days. But if it helps to know this, i haven't always necessarily wanted Christianity to be true (for quite a few reasons), which was why i approached study with an open mind.
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I don't think everyone would do that, but i think the number of people doing it would be higher than one would imagine. Heck, if i didn't have morals, i would do that out of pure practicality.

I didn't say all people in the trans community were doing that. I was making fun of the fact that some people do it. My joke was about just one person having one specific identity situation (well more than one identity, in this case). It wasn't meant to generalize the whole community. If it were, any analogy would crumble on any community because humans are diverse. Also, whether or not it's intentional is actually irrelevant to whether or not it should be allowed, and biological men should not be able to dominate women's sports without even having to put in as much effort. If the left really cared for women, they'd consider this. But they don't care about anyone or anything they claim to care for, and i can give you reasons for coming to that conclusion if you want (there are quite a few, and btw, the LGBTQ community is one of the communities that I believe is being played).

Do you remember last year when i presented very solid scientific evidence for religion that had nothing to do with using the Bible for proof? I have always been open to discussion. Look, i get that there are some Christians that operate on blind faith and just think they're supposed to "believe" when the evidence seems like it's on the other side. I believed that when i was a little kid. However, i am nothing like that now, and I've come to realize that the Bible itself does not condone that behavior.

As for the evidence, i'll find that page if i can. It was a lot of information and it took me 4 days to type.

No, i actually have not heard anyone base apologetics off of the garden of Eden. However, we know exactly who wrote the four "anonymous" documents. They were written by their namesakes. And we know Mark was Peter's scribe. Mark's gospel seems to hold Peter in reverence and tends to gloss over his mistakes that the other gospels recorded.
Also, Jesus's disciples all died for His cause. Most "cults" or authoritarians were either aggressive or they abandoned their idea once they were caught. But with Jesus, He got no gain from His ministry, and neither did His students. They all died painful deaths except John, who just kept surviving torture.
Comparing this to Islam, Muhammad had a vision from an angel. This vision had zero eyewitnesses and the religion spread through the sword.
2 ups, 3y
I'll respond to the other stuff tomorrow
0 ups, 3y,
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"Proving belief wrong" really isn't possible. Granted neither is proving it but that's the whole point of belief. But I'd rather believe in a perfect God than a meaningless existence of myself and all humanity.
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You can choose what you believe. That's why people sometimes convert from one religion to another.

Because there's no reason to anything. Why care if life will be ended so soon? Why make an impact that will be forgotten 20 years after you die? Why do "right" things if there's no definitive right or wrong?
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You do things because you do them. They may seem to be the best thing to do at the time for yourself, and hopefully beneficial to others as well.

Yet some acts are irrational, destructive even.

Regardless, we do what they do and most won't even be remembered by ourselves the day after, and even less after that.

Some have a goal in the long term, some are more immediate. In time they weave into each other and so disappear as they fold into them. That we are still around is 'reason' enough.
To seek more out of it is vanity, and missing the point.

Right and wrong are a matter of perspective. Like everything else we do, as issues they're pretty irrelevant in ye olde grand scheme of things.
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If right and wrong are a matter of perspective then cannibalism is ok if your society includes it in their practices.
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If people instinctively knew wrong from right they'd live like animals.
There would be no reason to have the longest childhood of any creature in order to learn it, no reason for laws, morals, commandments, religion, gods.

Besides, remember, according to your source, that gift of that knowledge was given to Eve then Adam by the great Serpent God, much to the dismay of his jealous wrathful buddy who had a big hissy fit and cast them out of the Garden and since then evil has ruled the Earth, by HIS angry hand.
0 ups, 3y
People do know wrong from right. Doesn't mean they always choose to do the right thing. It's a simple concept; I don't know how to put it in simpler terms.
Thus the learning to push the idea to stop doing wrong things.

Your last paragraph is very confused and it's making me the same.
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Exactly.
And thus how it, like anything, has been rationalized by practitioners of it.
0 ups, 3y
That doesn't make it right though. A world with no standard is a world of chaos (as we can see in today's world). We already have an inherent knowledge of good and evil.
1 up, 3y
No, they do not. If they did, they wouldn't need to be told it, learn it, or fear the GodS punishing them for it.

You're not familiar with Eden and the tree[s] of knowledge of/and of right from wrong and the Serpent God offering the fruit to Eve? You don't recall how the bad God got mad and cast them all out and has ruled the world with evil ever since?
Yet you claim these are truths, and instinctive.
1 up, 3y,
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"InarenCorp0 ups, 1h
That doesn't make it right though. A world with no standard is a world of chaos (as we can see in today's world). We already have an inherent knowledge of good and evil."

Where did I say anything about it making it right though?

"Modda

Exactly.
And thus how it, like anything, has been rationalized by practitioners of it."

We do NOT already have an inherent knowledge of good and evil, otherwise such would not be an issue nor a topic of debate, nor would your "world of chaos" be a thing.

Even with the spectre of a glowering old man in the sky going to send us to burn in the dump in Gehenna for an eternity and a sweet place in the sky for those who don't go astray can't scare most people to access this supposed "inherent knowledge of good and evil."
In fact, humans are farther from any such inherent knowledge than any creature ever on Earth, and indulge in acts of "evil" with great relish simply for pleasure.
0 ups, 3y
Sure humans do bad things for enjoyment. "Men loved darkness rather than light." Doesn't mean they don't know what is right and wrong. Unless you're talking about babies, then I could concede the point to you.
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0 ups, 3y
Does whether the world is "better" or "worse" matter if it will all burn with nothing being left?
0 ups, 3y
Nowhere in the bible does it say homosexuals should and will be executed. So how about you read up before you make such drastic claims. My father is a 7 year minister. I know what your saying is false. In fact, word for word what the bible says is in 1 Corinthians 6:9-11. It says "9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God." So if you wanna know melody, all the bible is saying, is that homosexuals cannot ever enter the kingdom of god aka heaven. Why? Because it's a sin to participate in homosexuality or any of the other acts.
0 ups, 3y
You're on fire Octavia, and I must say, well done! While there is obviously a huge political aspect to the issue you've covered, my personal $0.02 is that these issue are predominately cultural. Certainly not entirely, but predominately. If you put this much effort and applied this much common sense to your political posts, I might actually respect your opinions about politics. As it stands, I'll leave it at respecting what you've written on the religious and cultural issues you've discussed here.
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"There are people who have such an irrational fear of LGBTQ people that they literally want them killed..."
Yeah, it's called Islam.
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I don't understand why you always bring up the Old Testament law as if it's still in effect today. Jesus made a new way that doesn't include the law. That's why Christians are fine with eating pork.
Now yes at that time God wanted to keep Israel holy and separate from other heathen nations, so the law was effective at that. Don't commit these sins; you'll be fine. God can pass judgement on sin. Isn't right for humans to do so.
Therefore this random pastor you've brought up clearly doesn't follow the Bible which says to love everybody, and thus he's either not a Christian or he is a Christian that no longer follows Christian teachings.
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I didn't say it want relevant, I said the law isn't in effect. Big difference.

That guy is clearly an outlier that doesn't follow the Bible. Maybe he obeys the Old Testament law as if it's still a command from God today, who knows. Certainly not following Jesus' (and therefore the Bible's) teachings.

God decided to be with the people that believed in saved. It's not as if other people than Israelites couldn't be saved.
0 ups, 3y
I'm talking to you melody
4 ups, 3y
You're right, "I am ___" is a little more accurate
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2 ups, 3y,
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"I identify as a tree! You can't ask me for taxes because trees cant pay!"
2 ups, 3y,
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Lol
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2 ups, 3y
I identify as an idiot and my pronouns are stu / pid. By not using these pronouns you are committing violence against me
3 ups, 3y
1 up, 3y
Party On - - Upvote for you!
0 ups, 3y
the fact that this has 85 upvotes tho
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the fact that the lgbt community is still being dragged tho is just damn sad- like- let us identify with what we wanna identify with
0 ups, 3y,
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You can paint yourself purple and identify as a grape for all most of us care, but that doesn't mean we need to support your psychosis. I identify as someone who has a grip on reality, and who does not want to be an enabler of said psychosis by telling you it is ok.

And boo-hoo, btw. There is hardly a group that is "being dragged" more these days that straight white Christian males, and that thanks to the lgbt activists. Remember this- every time you hear the phrase "far right extremists", rarely are they talking about actual "far right extremists" but rather your average straight white Christian male who happens to disagree with what the leftist media is selling.

That society is being pushed farther and farther to the radical left only makes normal people look like they are "far right"- your perspective is wrong about wrongly self-identifying yourself, as is the perspective regarding what "normal" is.
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0 ups, 3y
"Being transgender is not psychosis"

"Psychosis is a mental health problem that causes people to perceive or interpret things differently from those around them. This might involve hallucinations or delusions."

Transgenderism is precisely that, regardless of how you, or transgenders, feelz about it.

"Do you believe that straight white Christian males have historically been marginalized . . . "
Regardless of the past, which is past and not present, what matters given the context of my statement is what is happening today. Please be worthless on your own time- is that too much to ask? This part here was your first clue: "more these days"

Sometimes arguing for the sake of arguing makes you look pathetic. And a little desperate. You can hang your superhero cape up- you saved the day!

"When I use the term "far right extremist", I am referring to actual far right extremists, not some average straight white Christian male"

You don't set policy.
You don't oversee the hiring and firing of the vast majority of people in this country.
You don't have the opportunity to run a smear campaign on national TV.
You don't etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam.

But we 'average straight white Christian males" thank you for your magnanimity.
0 ups, 3y
lol imagine calling identification with certain things a "psychosis" like wtf dude lmao, if ur a guy according to this post u prob identify with masculine things if ur a guy but does it matter? unisex clothing exists and so, since people who identify with feminity wear it, would you not wear it? we identify with what we like or are into and its not like we're like OMG IM A GRAPE like no bro stfu ur prob a cis white straight male
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