I have to dry my hands thoroughly, even if it means cutting them off in the process

lol

True story:
Me: *shaves beard*
Apple facial recognition: “Stranger danger! Access denied!”

:(
Were you eventually able to access your phone?

Yes with the passcode until i had a few days growth.

I have touch id its so annoying

IKR

Now that's a face I haven't seen in a looooong time.

Guys a hacker changed the title of this image

The title was blank and it randomly got filled

My iPad has touch id and i can tell you this is true

THIS IS SO RELATABLE

OMG this is so true, I have the tiniest of cracks on my thumb, and now according to my phone I don't have a thumbprint.

Y E S

so true

this happened to me just yesterday

lol so true

IKR

Lena Yinyaniso!

Peace Bro ✝️💪🔪

me: *has a small cut on my finger.*
touch ID: "dO i tAsTe yUmMy bLoOd?!"

It’s so true tho

youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

CURSE UUUUUUUUUU

lol, I'm not coping and pasting that, and since it looks like you have what was it?

It was horrible

ITS RICKROLL

56euxp.gif (click to show) you sure it is

YESSSSS

did i rick roll you

SHUSH ATLEAST THERE IS NO MUSIC IN THAT GIF >:C

want that to change?

kinda yes

to bad