On the left you can't afford it.
On the right....well, let's just say Hunter had to learn that hookers will take photos of your butthole from someone.

Why you little wisecracker.

I haven't been little in a while....

If I was an avenger, I'd be....

I suffer from horrible premature ejaculation. I guess I could be Dick Fury.

Oh no, I was talking Marvel Universe. If I was in the Justice League - I'd be...

Yeah, I know that you were talking about Marvel and you know that you were talking about Marvel, but the dumb blond, well.....

I was just glad you gave me the opportunity to self deprecate in a different comic book universe.

I bet those leggings hide the varicose veins really well for a 70 year old hooker wannabe.

Nobody cares if the Left's first 'Lady' tarts herself up, but one is compelled to wonder WHY she saw fit to tart herself up. I mean . . . even with Viagra, Dementia Joe Biden is probably incapable of performing any more.

Take that a few steps further and you'll figure it out...

I missed the ballot that had the first lady's name on them....where was that at? Everyone would have voted to see more of ms trump, but we didnt vote on first ladies, did we? You always know when to pull out the right image for context. 👍☝️

see more of ms trump...that can be taken more than one way...;)

Oof. Dr. Biden should probably stick to the soccer grandma look... scrunchie included.