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Christian conservatives be like: | Acknowledging that your religion has been cancelling cultures across the globe for almost 2000 years. Whining about liberal cancel culture. | image tagged in memes,drake hotline bling,irony,conservatives,christianity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 4y
You forgot that they were cancelled for like the first 500 and in places like China today
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1 up, 4y
yeh
1 up, 4y,
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I'm an agnostic, Christians make the baby Jesus cry, and God is a deadbeat dad that tortured Job people for woke points.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
And IIIIII just wanna tell you that Jesus was human, and it was just a test for Job to stay true to his faith, which he did and got double of everything he lost and lived to 100+ years
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
But his dead family didn't get that.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*children
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Did he get two new wives as well.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
No, his wife didn't die (he did get like 20+ kids)
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So he didn't get double of everything then.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
he got double of everything he lost
0 ups, 4y
Good thing people are interchangeable cogs then. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2010/jul/26/judaism-job-philosophy#:~:text=Job's%20first%20wife%20is%20Sitidos,out%20and%20earn%20a%20living.
1 up, 4y
My atheism has? Another meme that says other people did it first so now its ok to be shit. How can you live with yourself when you are such garbage?
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Are you showing how compassionate you are by bastardizing a slur for disabled people and using it as an insult?

Y'know, there were another group of people who hated disabled people; they rounded them up.
Maybe you've heard of them?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh! You're a conspiracy theorist.

Here ya go!
2 ups, 4y
Leftists do.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/the-intuitive-parent/201801/iceland-cures-down-syndrome-should-america-do-the-same
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Where's the attack?
I just made a valid point Dude, I didn't mean to hurt your fragile little feelings.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So, commenting on a group's behavior is an attack now?

A) Wow, you are hypersensitive.
B) Drawing attention to hypocrisy *is* making a valid point.
C) I didn't defend cancel culture, work on your reading comprehension dude.
D) Do you need a paper bag to breathe into?
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0 ups, 4y,
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4 ups, 4y
No, it's beautiful. Fedora boy here regularly simps and panders and cries if any group, besides whites, get criticized.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
You're clearly so desperate for attention that it feels kinda mean ignoring you.

I don't want to leave you alone in your darkened room with nothing but bottles of piss for company but... I have better things to do.

You hang in there, son.

Maybe try challenging all that pent up rage into something productive, a sport maybe?
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0 ups, 4y,
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3 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y,
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3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Bwhahaha

The only person being burned is you, dude.

You're clearly too full of frothing, zealous rage to see it though.

Go fondle your crucifix.
2 ups, 4y
2 ups, 4y
When were you "Born again" Ninja? Has Jesus replaced Dear Leader?
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1 up, 4y
You're just full of valid points and constructive dialogue today aren't you.
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