I guess this is the kind of reply you were hoping for? (Of course, I'm just joking around. I'm not even a woman, yet I hate misogyny, but I know (or at least hope) you were merely joking).
Yeah, I take it for a joke, but you should know by now that when people take offense from a joke on the internet you can be in for a rough ride... And some people appear to be joking when they are not, so I wanted to make sure :)