Liberals Guide to Labeling

I sexually identify as Bill Gate's offshore bank account. Now I can finally afford that yacht I've been pining over.

omg

100% accurate

I identify as a king. I demand to be addressed as His Majesty Sir Loin of Beef, Earl of Cloves, Duke of Brittingham, Baron of Munchausen, Essence of Myrrh, and Milk of Magnesia.

DOn't forget " Lactose the Intolerant!"

Yes! Yet another amazing title!

(I know I missed a quotation mark, I am not going through all that again!)

Bwahahahahaha

oprahessed

Y’all the snowflakes now

This is an old repost. Its funny because tRUMPlicans have a greatest hits album of excuses, scare words, and catch phrases. It makes them feel smart to bring them out every so often and bounce them off the other tRUMPtards. Its like a circle jerk.

What psychiatric medication has the doctor put you on? I don’t think it is helping with your traumatic childhood.

You also need to stop looking at pornography. It is ruining your life.

I will pray for your perverted mind.

You sir, are correct.

Hahahah he pegged you with one convo box.

I guess the Dems not only have the Presidency and the House, but now they have the Senate too.
And its all tRUMPf's fault. Sweet and delicious.

All hail Stacy Abrams.

Yes all the enemies of a free America are celebrating. Chairman Xi is beside himself. Of course there is still one race too close to call and military ballots to come.

The only enemies of a free America that are of consequence are the tRUMPf supporters. They are literally Literally LiTeRaLlY LITERALLY seditious traitors who deserve a traitor's fate. They/you represent the greatest enemies the US has ever known.

And trust me, Xi had an EXCELLENT relationship with both tRUMPf and his daughter and will continue to do so even after tRUMPf leaves in disgrace.
Enjoy the ride. I know I will.

Gee you weren’t this upset when rioters where looting buildings and destroying historic monuments? Suck it up, it’s just the beginning of the resistance. Not my president!

I gotta admit, I was pretty amused seeing all those politicians huddled in fear from Americans.

Lol, they should. Since it’s now ok to harass them At their homes

I wasn't that upset? How would you know. And just so we are clear, I am EXCITED over this. Not only will a few heads get bashed in and a few people put behind bars, but this will not only cement the GoP as the enemy in the US, but also cements tRUMPf as a hardened criminal who will be facing the wrath of our new Attorney General Merrick Garland.

And you and I both know that you are some 17 year old 400 pound kid smoking dope in your parents trailer in Kentucky and pose no threat to anyone, but if you wanted to "resist" all I have to say is PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RESIST. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Fight. Fight as hard as you can. Disrupt as much as you can. At the end of each show, I'll go have a nice dinner and celebrate your failures, demise, and hopefully, reduction in numbers.

And again, do you think I give a crap if Biden is "not your president." ? That is exactly what everyone said about tRUMPf 4 years ago.

Oh....BTW....I was telling someone else (or one of your alts) that I was ranking the top idiots on Imgflip. I think you are either number one or number two. I'll let you know by the time I leave the site on January 20th.

Sounds like the top idiot on Imgflip will leave the site on January twentieth. I’m Betting not, I Love the hate it’s eating you up that’s why you know you have to leave isn’t it. Your TDS consumes your life.. bwhahahahahha Trump owns your thoughts and antagonizes your dreams, doesn’t he. If I played apart in helping him own you for any part of the last four years I am honored and happy.

You and leftists like you are the enemy of the country and you and leftists like you created Trump and all those who support him. You can’t help it. Your virulent self hating racism is repulsive. I got a go laugh at some more of you offended chumps who didn’t care when leftists rioted. You better go to your safe space and calm down before wifey makes you sleep outside again because she can’t take your anger and hateful rants roaming the house.

Hey did you hear that tRUMPf supporter who was shot in the Capital is dead? Like you said...won't be the first. And guess who is already being held 100% responsible?
While you are at it, take a guess who President Biden and Merrick Garland will hold responsible.

Hang on tight. We've nearly arrived.

Well maybe she will be known as a martyr for freedom while slugs like you will proclaim your joy at her death at the hands of police. Hypocrisy is your trademark.

tRUMPf will be held 100% responsible.
And if you want to make her a martyr, then we'll treat her with the same respect you've shown to George Floyd.
One was a druggie who got his neck crushed by a police officer.
The other was a seditious traitor involved in a violent coup.

How many violent protests do you think will happen when they take tRUMPf into custody? I hear he is already planning an escape to Scotland.

Personally I don’t care where Trump goes. He can speak from wherever he is. He is an ally the fight goes on with or without. He is your boogaboo, not mine. I don’t hate him. I hate those leftist traitors like you and will fight them every chance I get by any means necessary.

tRUMpf is already a violent traitor. And you have to admit, ever since August, I have been calling him the greatest threat and the worst enemy in American history. Looks like I was spot on. So go ahead and pray to him while he is in Russia. Not only a traitor who can never again set foot on US soil, but an outcast. Seems about the right person for you.

And if by "any means necessary" I am sure you mean "post fake news memes and tell the world I support a seditious authoritarian fascist." Then yes. I would agree.

And HEY...I hear there is talk of Pence invoking the 25th Amendment. PENCE to the rescue.

this is stupid