Be a millionaire

Give it to me, and then we'll see...

Lol

Government a would take like 40% of it

What if it's cash in my basement

I’m sure they’d find a way to take it

Using a whistleblower who lives in my house, probably

They would track it. If you go from eating kraft Mac and cheese every night to steak dinner at a fancy restaurant they’ll notice

I'll include those spying agents in my steak dinner, make friends and get richer... that's a plan, now.
Thank you, MichiganLibertarian for guiding me to the light

Glad I could help

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life

Hide it

Get a new house and dental work for me and the husband. And probably leave the rest to the kids.

I can do the dental work for $50!

Thanks, but uh no thanks. LOL

I would buy a gaming setup with a 50k budget, and a ton of other stuff

Oh and charity

Give some to charity, save some, and give the rest to my family

Adopt a corgi, buy a house and an electric bicycle, and save the rest.

Give to charity, get a nice house, and save some for college

Give some to charity, save some, but probably reinvest most of it

Remodel our house and put the rest into college/future bakery fund.
(it's my dream to open one someday)

i dunno

FLAMETHROWER

Spend all of it on anime stuff-

And move to japan

Invest it in stocks. Turn 1 million into 10 million. 10 million into 100 million and so on. Buy a private island, build a house on it, hire top security, live a life of luxury.

I would buy a whole bunch of businesses to make even more money and then I'd just live in a mansion with a bunch of cats for the rest of my life

I'd do the 3 i's

Invest
Invest
Invest

Maybe hire someone to invest for me! If I play my cards right, by the time I go to college I would be filling swimming pools with my money!

Or I could just make absurd Youtube videos of me spending all my money and having monetary contests *cough cough* mr beast *cough cough*

but LoL dat gov gonna take like 30-40 percent so it's not much tho I would have to save and invest in most of it

put most of it away in a separate acc, also try to pay off some things and just try to live as humbly as possib;e u know considering I got a million bucks and I make memes on imgflip

Lol I’d go live in Korea!

Give Donald Trump a small loan

Set aside 1/4 of it for taxes and then 1/3 of it to charity(s) of my choice, then pay off my family college debt and set aside some of that for for the rest of my family for collage debt and such

save for college easily I mean I wanna go to Harvard law

get a much better house

You mean pounds if anyone's living in the UK, right?
Annnnyways... I'd probably just get my own recording studio and equipment for it like a few synths and maybe some gaming pcs. You know, just the usual music technology and gaming combo that I'd create.