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Impress Her Guy | I'm also a useless piece of crap. I'm a gender-fluid, feminist, vegan terrorist; and support Antifa, BLM and a hostile overthrow of capitalism. | image tagged in impress her guy template,dating,political humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,535 views 93 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 4y,
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Me!!! LOL
2 ups, 4y,
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Agreed. Then comes the woman walking out and calling the police "he hit me and raped me"
2 ups, 4y,
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and that is why I audio record it!! LOL need to be safe!! LOL
2 ups, 4y
Smart man! Same! Audio record everything, and video record whenever possible too! I have several GoPros around the house.

"Super Voice Recorder" app, can even make out whispers from the other room, I highly recommend it.
1 up, 4y
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Looks like this
1 up, 4y
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Default background of Super Voice Recorder, so be sure to grab this app specifically, due to how well it works, whispers included.
4 ups, 4y,
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3 ups, 4y
Also this guy’s standards must be reeeeaaallly low.
5 ups, 4y,
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Massive upvote!!! hilarious MEME
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2 ups, 4y
https://i.imgflip.com/4947ad.jpg
2 ups, 4y,
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I'm giving it a massive downvote! Norsegreen didn't need to suck vegans into this when they have nothing to do with the left!
3 ups, 4y,
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=) that's funny!!!
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1 up, 4y,
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3 ups, 4y,
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No....I was saying that your point of vegans being lumped in was funny, WOW breath...calm... no one is your enemy
1 up, 4y,
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Well, IDK why else you'd find such a comment funny. I thought you might've been trolling me.
1 up, 4y,
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(Not all vegans are assholes , OP is talking about annoying activists and people who feed their carnivorous pets vegetarian food)
1 up, 4y,
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Activists are only annoying to the close-minded. If you woke up one day to find yourself in a world where slavery is the accepted way of life, I bet you'd go door-knocking every chance you get so that you can free those slaves. Vegans feel the same way about animal ag.
2 ups, 4y,
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Nah, people screaming and shouting at me for eating what I wanna eat are really annoying.
1 up, 4y,
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Humane farms are even worse because of the sheer amount of deforestation they cause. If everyone in the world ate grass-fed cattle flesh, there'd be no land left. You're also making the assumption that cows can and will be killed humanely whenever you buy one of their carcasses to eat.
2 ups, 4y
At the end of the day, I dont give a shit. A cow is a cow and im going to eat it. Im gonna remain an omnivore to keep my T levels normal thank you very much.
1 up, 4y,
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You have to absolutely prove that a cow is a cow for it to make any sense for you to pay workers to slaughter her. The burden of proof is definitely on you. And what you said about T levels is absolute nonsense. All animal body parts and secretions contain natural estrogens that are not meant for human consumption. There is nothing manly about sucking the boobs of a cow and eating hen periods. Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ZWX3GJfAIeRFWN91t09ww
3 ups, 4y
I dun goofed on the T thing I admit it. (still gonna eat meat tho)
1 up, 4y,
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That's because you never have to hear your victims scream and shout in slaughterhouses. Not to mention that vegans have to pay taxes to support your destructive habits through subsidies.
2 ups, 4y
Cows don't scream or suffer when they are dispatched properly. (Inhumane living conditions are another thing , I disagree with them) For halal food they slit the cows throat and it just sits there bleeding and breathing in its own blood. If you want to complain about something , complain about that. Let other people eat their burgers.
2 ups, 4y
the fact that he included vegan was ridiculous =)..I would never troll you, only cranky childish shit bags troll people
1 up, 4y,
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But maybe their take offense levels are as high idk.
2 ups, 4y,
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I've never even seen vegans being stereotyped to be snowflakes.
2 ups, 4y
I was joking, but I don't think I have either.
3 ups, 4y
Feminist are destroying the principles of being a woman. What guy would want a girl like that?
5 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y
0 ups, 4y
Why vegans?
2 ups, 4y,
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make a excuse to leave for the bathroom and bailed out. let her handle the check!
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1 up, 4y
Probably a good idea!
2 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y
Thanks!
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1 up, 4y
XD Hilarious
1 up, 4y
Lol
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2 ups, 4y,
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I dont like the meme but thanks for showing me a new template
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4 ups, 4y
You're welcome :)
4 ups, 4y,
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12 yo's aren't old enough to post here.
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9 ups, 4y,
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Oh good grief. Develop a sense of humor, OM. Life's too short.
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8 ups, 4y
I have faith in you :) https://i.imgflip.com/493kk5.jpg
4 ups, 4y,
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what is wrong with you???? its a joke... do you ever stop doing this
2 ups, 4y
But Octavia Melody's complaint about the meme was about something that kept the meme from being funny.
4 ups, 4y,
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Sorry Octavia, but I didn't follow your reply. No one would ever say who are a terrorist? Who is the "they"?
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3 ups, 4y,
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4 ups, 4y,
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Thanks for the reply, but I disagree. Maybe the real people these two are supposed to represent wouldn't call themselves terrorists, but I;m pretty sure terrorists are more than happy to self-identify as terrorists.
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3 ups, 4y
I can see that!
1 up, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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:^)
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2 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y
Hol' up! Is that Thparky's twin brother!!!! Taste like potato???
1 up, 4y,
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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/19/us/islamic-state-american-women.html
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3 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y
Amen
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2 ups, 4y,
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true...they deserve their ridicule in a meme all on it's on.
2 ups, 4y,
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What makes you think they deserve to be ridiculed?!
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2 ups, 4y,
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The same reason most meme's are made; Entertainment and triggering people
2 ups, 4y,
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Then expect vegans to ridicule nonvegans because of how ridiculous vegans think it is for folks to eat animal carcasses & secretions.
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2 ups, 4y,
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Isn't that expected? Like I said most meme's are made for entertainment and triggering people. Why shouldn't vegans be a part of it as well.The difference is, we get to do it while walking around in leather shoes, eating a hamburger
1 up, 4y
And vegans get to do it while saving animals.
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I'm also a useless piece of crap. I'm a gender-fluid, feminist, vegan terrorist; and support Antifa, BLM and a hostile overthrow of capitalism.