"Sure, Dobby. Whatever you say. Don't ever change. Please. This is way too fun."
Hah! That's a pretty sad indictment about your life, if you were more fun I'd be tempted to take pity and humor you. I recommend you find some other hobbies, y'know, just to mix it up a bit; it's seems unlikely you'd take advice from a liberal though what with all of us being wrong about everything and you being right.
Seriously...get some fresh air, it won't bite you.