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Irony |  YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM; MY IMMUNE SYSTEM; After not washing my hands before I eat, not wearing a mask, eating in restaurants, and getting other people’s sweat on me at the gym; After constantly hand sanitizing, wearing a mask in the car, doing curb side pickup, and staying home unless it’s absolutely necessary | image tagged in covid-19,ConservativeMemes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 5m,
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As we age, our immune response capability becomes reduced. It's why the average covid death is 82. Having a healthy lifestyle boosts your immune system--fruits, vegetables, less stress, sleep, weight control, exercise, less alcohol, etc. The reason most people get colds or flu in the winter is we stay indoors more (hello shelter in place bullshit).

The meme makes a point. The immune system is adaptive. You can't hide from germs. Coming in contact with germs triggers your immune system and a record is stored for future fights. Your body creates new antibodies whenever it’s infected with a new antigen. If the same antigen infects you a second time, your body can quickly make copies of the corresponding antibody to destroy it.

Look at the data. Italy and the UK are showing 95% of covid deaths are elderly or preexisting conditions (at-risk immune systems). My guess the other 5% are immune related issues (alcohol, fatigue, stress, poor diet, overweight, etc). In time we will look back and realize this was panic porn pushed by the media and ill informed leaders. We will shake our heads and wonder how dumb society was in 2020.
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5 ups, 5m,
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true story | THE MAIN REASON THE AVERAGE AGE OF COVID-19 DEATHS IS 82 IS DEMOCRAT GOVERNORS | image tagged in true story | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But having a weak immune system certainly didn't help their chances of defending against Democrat governors.
Perhaps we should change the name of this from "Wuhan Virus" to "Democrat Governors"...
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2 ups, 5m
Something you missed, smoking. In Italy - smoking is way more common than in the USA. Smokers are hit hard by COVID-19, which is why Italy had such a high mortality rate.
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8 ups, 5m
2g3mm3.gif (click to show) Clapping awesome meme ... I am going to share this on my facebook page.
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3 ups, 5m
But That's None Of My Business Meme | Next year people will be hospitalized & dying from the uncommon cold | image tagged in memes,but that's none of my business,kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5m
Hey, curbside pickup is the shit. I don't have to shop and I hate shopping.
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1 up, 5m
Sup lad, still kickin
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2 ups, 5m,
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Do you have any evidence to support that it's better for everyone to contract Covid that prevent it

While we are on the subject, so shuld y'all starting swunging and catch the HIV to improve tha' theere eee-mmune system of yers?
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0 ups, 5m,
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You realize that you're trying to use a virus that SPECIFICALLY DESTROYS THE IMMUNE SYSTEM to prove your weak af point, right? Besides, with a 92% recovery rate of closed cases worldwide, with 99% of active cases in MILD condition. Yeah, it's better to risk building a free immunity than to shell out thousands of dollars for pills, treatments, and vaccines that aren't guaranteed to work: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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1 up, 5m,
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If you want to get sick with Covid and die, you go first, and tell us how it was. And try not to infect others who don't consent to your, ahem, 'logic.' Deal?
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0 ups, 5m,
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What are you, drunk? First, who is "us"? Do you have more than one person rattling around your head...? Second, if you are frightened of being infected, the answer's simple: wear a mask, stay 6' away, or stay at home.

Problem solved.

Why are you Communists so incapable of simple reason?
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1 up, 5m,
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Hmmmmm....If YOU are "not frightened of being infected" or even dying, and have run outta booze on your end [which would explain your 'outta-left-field-fixation-on-drinking-as-benign-comeback'], then I'm confident there are many bars still open in "California" 🤣 Betting they accommodate wheelchairs, even your imaginary one, Arnnatz.

Problem solved, indeed. =)
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0 ups, 5m,
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Awwww! How cute, StoneTools! You can't have a single reply without sharing your delusion. How precious!

What was it someone was saying about not being able to have a serious debate...?

I *think* someone said something about that...

Oh, and no. Newsom...that's the governor, natch...has closed the bars.

Thank God they haven't closed them in whatever shithole country you live in, amirite...?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (is that too many...? I never can tell.)
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2 ups, 5m,
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I don't drink, ArnnaStoneToolsz. Hence my lack of knowledge about the bar closures in the states.

If that's behind your drinking fixation/withdrawal/frustration/whatever
then in the spirit of your imaginary wheelchair, why not try an imaginary bar.
You get imaginary drunk raging on this sh*t anyways.
F*ck reality, amirite? *imaginary toast*
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1 up, 5m
[imaginary non-triggered Dimderp response coming up in 3,,, 2,,, 1,,,]
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0 ups, 5m
Surrrrrrre you don't drink. That's as believable as your silly "you're some person I once knew on another website long ago!!" delusion.

(imaginary hugs)
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1 up, 5m
Goodness, toots, that line was old when you were born. Overusing it to death ain't making it sound any fresher.
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2 ups, 5m,
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lmfao

a) who goes to the gym anymore? it's a horrible place

b) we should encourage boomers to go out and get the virus :) good job meme
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2 ups, 5m
I used to go to the gym, sad, now i have to workout at home, oh well, lifes life
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2 ups, 5m,
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Yeaaaah, that's not how science works, bruh.
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1 up, 5m
Yes it is. Bacteria strengthens the immune system.
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3 ups, 5m,
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2 ups, 5m,
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There's those clinical reasoning skills again!
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3 ups, 5m,
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2 ups, 5m
And toby said this
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1 up, 5m,
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They were in his case.
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1 up, 5m
Read an interesting article a couple of years ago about similarities between the Alt Right mentality and that of ISIL terrorists. Seems I bookmarked it in a tablet that died, because I can't find it, and web searches have been to no avail (I originally chanced upon it by accident while looking up some other forgotten thing).

Well one trait they both share besides being enraged single young men given to group thought and following authoritarian figures on a quest for that elusive imaginary golden age of yore is this obsession/phobia of homosexuality. Interestingly, among the belongings found of dead ISILs is a surprising amount of homoerotic type material, porn and what
not.
Their animosity seems born more of denial, resistance to accepting their true inclanations, and their never having had a relationship with a women may be more than a simple lack of luck in the love dept. Joining such a movement might be about getting in a rigid social structure that will 'cure' them of these unwanted thoughts they have trouble controlling. Oh, and surround themselves with other likeminded gents in need of removal from temptation,,,

Well guess who else can't hammer enough nails to keep that closet door closed?
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1 up, 5m
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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1 up, 5m
No.
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1 up, 5m,
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What Commie med school Did you learn that in?
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1 up, 5m,
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A healthy immune system most definitely relies on exposure to the environment that’s why you get Montezumas revenge drinking water in Mexico and Mexicans get it when they first come here. Different bugs in the water. You are such a dope selling your false bullshit.
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1 up, 5m,
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Nobody grows up in a sterile environment. Everyone finds immunity to something. Your meme is wrong.
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1 up, 5m
Your existence is wrong, it has nothing to do with sterile environment it has to do with the environment you are exposed to and when that environment changes you are susceptible. When Europeans came to the New World they changed the environment. The native population had no defense for the bugs they introduced and were never exposed to even though they were exposed to the ones in their environment their entire lives.
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