AND PEOPLE GET MAD OVER PINEAPPLES

this is how it happened

I ate a banana barbecue pizza once, but this looks like it was made in hell

the chef was the devil

Agreed, we need to get a nuke ASAP to destroy that thing from afar.

pinapple pizza eaters and non-pinapple pizza eaters must band toghether to stop this evil.

I'm Italian and, I hate to say this, but I agree

EXACTLY

Oh and also...

[uncomfortable sans noises intensify]

I saw this and I'm just like

I'm Italian.....

Me too and adesso I'm in sofferenza

There are ham and cheese donuts

ham and cheese BAGELS are okay but donuts are not

Ikr

btw do people hate bacon donuts?

Wait hold up

Bacon donuts? What the heck?