Are you genuinely unaware that feminism is about men and women being treated as equals and that men can be feminists too? Why would you not want women to be treated equally? Are you scared of losing some sense of superiority?
You are confusing 1st and 2nd wave feminism with 5th and 6th wave feminism which is about shaming men for being men. "Toxic masculinity", "man spreading", "if you think you are a woman you are"
I'll just be over here being less macho with my pasteurized milk in a bottle.
Maybe check the grass is clean before you lay in it? You presumably don't want a pat on the head...