What we know now...

Here are the official Coronavirus guidelines:
1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. Maybe. Depends.
2. Homemade cloth masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one? It’s better than nothing, maybe. It can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well, despite studies that show they're ineffective and increase the risk of infection.
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.
4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not -too- sick.
5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.
6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.
7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.
8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.
9. The virus has no effect on children except those it DOES affect.
10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…and maybe someone's dog?
11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, or have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms...
12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, no…maybe it is.
13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, don't go to parks or walk around unless you need to. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).
14. You can't go to retirement homes, but if you have to take care of the elderly and bring them food and medication, it’s okay.
15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.
16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside in sunlight for 3 hours. And maybe pizza too? We think ...
17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with "I don't want to trigger panic, but ..."

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.
19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.
20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at that same safe social distance.
21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.
22. The virus stays in the air - well, no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so, all our children were possibly already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance you're okay, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.
23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of and we label anyone who has died based on if they showed even ONE of the known symptoms despite them dying of another ailment or disease.
24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications, right?).
25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so we have to mingle to create this immunity but we must no longer be locked up for that ... so, how do we achieve herd immunity otherwise? We don’t know.

Don't despair. Even Alice in Wonderland eventually got out of the rabbit hole, too.
Fauci is our Mad Hatter, Pelosi the Queen of Hearts.

Have you actually read the book?

Are you writing my biography? No? Then STFU.

Bahaha
So you've just seen the cartoon then.

You sound triggered...

You're the one living in cartoon world, cocksucker.
And of course, since you're a liberal idiot, you make another bad assumption.
Because that is the very foundation of your (badly flawed) political philosophy. Assumption.

When I was 5, my parents read me Alice In Wonderland.
When I learned to read, we also had a copy of literature classics that I read many times.
When I was older, I reread it with the mind of an adult. Multiple times.
And I saw the movie, never the cartoon.
But please go on making your assumptions, it has served our side very well.

This IS a small matter. But I went into detail to illustrate just how horribly you miss the mark.
On everything. Wrong as could be, 180 degrees out of phase with reality.

Cocksucker is only an insult to homophobes.

Aw, triggered and justifying yourself, you sure you're not a liberal?

I didn't assume, I asked and you ignored the question.

I'm glad you've read it, your comment about Alice getting out of the rabbit hole was what made me wonder if you hadn't.

The irony of you sounding annoyed that you think I assumed something about you, right before you assume something about me is funny.

You lot are an absolute scream.

Okay, cocksucker. Have it your way.
I answered your question fully after you made an ignorant and assumptive statement about my personal life and exposed your horribly flawed "thinking", as it were.
I can't help it if you cannot connect the dots. That handicap is why you are a leftist moron.

Hah!
You seem pretty obsessed with oral sex, obviously it's your business if you're repressing something though.

You ignored me so I guessed, if you need the ego boost of feeling superior, take it, I don't need it.

If you're going to get annoyed about people making 'ignorant assumptions', it's pretty hypocritical to then do it yourself.

Are we going to play the tedious and all too predictable game where the libtard has to have the last word, no matter how embarrassingly void your final post is? Go ahead, hit reply if you like sucking cock.

You seem really concerned about whether or not he read the book of creepy pedophile Lewis Carroll.

I don't like the idea of gloves. They give people a false sense of security that works on opposite effect. People wear the same gloves for long periods of time contaminating everything they touch; it only protects them. I'm not saying it's bad, but personally, I feel it can be a problem.

Yeah, it's a better idea for people to just wash their hands really regularly.

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Well said!