Trigger Warning! Not Safe For Snowflakes!

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Since China "traced" the virus to the Horseshoe Bat (the bat species that carries the virus), it might be a good idea to add the point on the map where the nearest Horseshoe Bat colony is...over 300 miles away from the Hunan Market. What would be the odds of that particular bat even being in that particular market in the first place?

I feel like you can still squeeze some mileage out of her SOTU rip

That one should keep y’all going for the next 3 years

Then tell her to stfu and stay out of politics.

this will trigger the libbards xDDDDD

*yawn*

How quickly you want to hide under the rug that that president the left wanted was corrupt Hillary. Like she would be any better than Trump.

In this situation? Quite a bit better.

Yes.

Erm. You don't understand the "beating a dead horse" expression, do you?

Yes. You pwn'd me by...um...looking like an idiot and...erm...getting me to call attention to it?

Get off my lawn, child.

Dear lord, even your burn makes you look like an idiot. Siblings who marry don’t stop being siblings.

That said: add a “just” between still and brother, and that’s pretty funny. Maybe there’s hope for you yet, kid.

PWN'Dhist Palm...ohh noz! how shall I ever recover, now de snowflake cuck thinks me childish AND pathetic. (I'm melting, I'm melting!)...makes it so difficult to burn you...oh wait, no, its as easy as ever! LLOLL!

or what? you'll call me "childish" again? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...LLOLL!

Nah. You’ll just continue to be a child. Your loss.

I'm so, so, sorry. I came across the picture you posted of yourself in a different thread.I feel sorry now for spanking a handicapped individual. I had no idea you were a congenital cuck.

Seriously. Grow up.

what a loss. oh the regret...my life will never be the same...god forbid my aging parents (who never owned a computer) find out!...but when my employer finds out about this, well...oh, that's right, I'm retired... but he would have had a good laugh at how I trounced an internet snowflake, high fived me, and bought me lunch.

Oh wow, I actually thought you were a child. Being an adult makes you even more pathetic.

<walks away laughing>

Lol! I gave you credit for not being as gullible as I suspected when I didn’t hear from you for a bit. I figured you weren’t gonna fall for it. Thanks for proving me right. I thought I was losing my edge at judging folks. LLOLL!

Wow, you can’t even make your own jokes, you just default to regurgitating old, tired Austin Powers bits. So clever.

The sad part of trolling is that you think being an idiot to the point that it gets a response mocking you for being an idiot somehow constitutes a win. Are you that desperate for any form of attention, or are you actually an idiot?

I see you recognized your inspiration in my previous work. Yes it is pretty obvious...PWN’D...You may call me child but you’re the one TAKING THE SPANKING!

Your "spanking" hurts your hand more than it does the air as you flail ineffectually.

Meanwhile I'm laughing at you. Keep going, it'll be fun for your parents/teachers/future employers to read too once they find this.

You really are making this too easy

“Funny” and “accurate” are two different things, child. I’d say go back to school, but it’s pretty clear your parents aren’t interested in continuing the futile efforts of your teachers during the current situation. It’s fine, McDonald’s will let you come back once it’s over.

Heh! I like this one.

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