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Just going to point out that there is a major difference between hiding Jews from a genocidal government, and having guests over because you believe that a virus is over-hyped.

I'm not interested in getting into the statistics and such, since other comments have already done that. Just wanted to point out the difference.
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Considering that Democrats are now demanding your papers, this aged like a fine wine.
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Your neighbor having a barbeque during lockdown gets a ticket! Get a grip!
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The fact that we're in a lockdown over a virus with a 98% recovery rate, despite the fact the virus is spreading anyway, all because a computer said that might be the best response is crazy. Get a grip.
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No, we're in a lockdown so that the recovery rate reaches 98%. And nobody's sending anyone to a concentration camp - in fact, quite apart from anything else, that would be the worst thing they could do in a pandemic. So calm the f**k down.
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It has a starting mortality rate of 2%. Also, i'm perfectly calm. And so should everyone else. That's kind of the point to the meme; people over reacting and calling the cops on neighbors instead of minding their own damn business. Try to keep up.
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Logic will never impress antithesis.

Notice the typical style of arguing over time: vulgarity veiled with asterisks, frequent bold type, generalizations, compulsive re-framing of those same generalizations, insinuations that anyone making a reasonable opinion opposed to his (hers?) is either incapable of understanding the truth, is stupid, is racist or all of the above. And let us not forget the past OCDish use of Spock templates to decorate their opinion, as if the use of a fictional character makes him (her) look really, really smart, lol.

A paid shill or a frothing true believer? I don't know, but neither would surprise me.
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I've just seen this - I've literally never used a Spock template once in my life. You've got your antagonists confused! That's rude, not being able to tell us apart!
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If I was wrong, then I apologize to you.
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I'm not looking for an apology. Just, if you're saying stuff that turned out to be not true, try and identify where you went wrong in your analysis and discourage others from making the same mistake.
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I don't think you've understood: it has a 2% mortality rate WHEN IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC. If you catch it, the doctors aren't busy, there's space in your hospital if things go wrong, that's what you can expect.

WHEN THINGS SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL, maintaining that 2% mortality rate becomes the goal: if you're just as unlikely to die during a pandemic as when you're the only person in the world who has it, you can say that your country has a pretty robust medical system. But what's been happening in Italy, Spain, the USA, and so on, is that if everyone gets sick at the same time INCLUDING DOCTORS AND NURSES then suddenly that 2% mortality rate becomes 10% or more.

That means five times more people die.

That means stop moaning, stop being hyperbolic, calm down, and protect that 8% who don't have to die.
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Preliminary overview of cases in Italy show that only 12% of the deaths are attributed directly to Covid-19-the rest are either assumed or it's at best a contributing factor. If there is ever a true worldwide accounting, there will be a lot of crow being eaten over causing a panic for no reason.
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I'm not sure you got what they were saying.. If hospitals are overrun (such as in Italy), many deaths will occur that are 100% unrelated to Covid-19.

For this reason I highly doubt any crow nor bat will be eaten.
;P
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the guy ALONE on his paddle board in the ocean?
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