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3 ups, 5y
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THEY CAN'T BEAT ME WHEN IT HE'S WHITE YOU KNOW COMES TO STUPIDITY OR RACISM | image tagged in donald trump,this morgan freeman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The fact that you think Trump's a masculine figure pretty much disqualifies your judgement.
6 ups, 5y,
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Figuratively speaking, he's masculine. (Alpha Male) lol
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2 ups, 5y
No, he's just dummy thicc. And the clap of his ass cheeks won him the election
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2 ups, 5y,
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Hahahahaha You mean you wish you were as rich as him. His ability to domineer people who DON'T like him into a state of submission is absolutely comical - he goes into a bullying tantrum, whines and bitches about them, then says he didn't want to in the first place.

I can't think of one aspect of that that is objectively alpha male behavior.
4 ups, 5y,
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I think he means more like how Obama would bow to world leaders and Trump pushes them aside. He is actually a masculine stereotype because he leads the pack. Whether you like it or not, he isnt the whiny beta male you pretend him to be, otherwise, how did he get so much done already? And if it was whining, then why didnt it work for Obama?
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Four years of Trump praising strong-man dictators and saying how in love they are while producing nothing that substantively changes their stances on the world stage and you're STILL telling me that Obama was the one bowing to world leaders and Trump's pushing them aside?

Nobody believes you. Everyone has a pair of eyes. Who are you kidding?
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The only one kidding is you. The left says he bows to Russia but then he gave weapons to the other side. That is an alpha male. Obama threatened action against Iran and then he gave them billions of dollars in cash, by the cover of night, to keep Iran sedated, and Iran still attacked American embassy's through their proxies. That is a Beta male for you.

You have the facts wrong and you are willfully ignoring what the definition of an alpha male actually is.

Look at your statement even: "Nobody believes you." If that is true, then Trump is even more Chad for stilling winning the presidency when you need people to vote for him. You say you have a pair of eyes, but you should know they won't work up Obama's a$$. Ha, what a laughable argument.
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Trump has attempted to rescind, refuse to sign, and threaten to veto various sanctions against Russia, caving in when the REAL powers that be told him that ain't happening. That's multiple times of getting his ass beta cuck branded.

Obama was behind an anti-nuke deal that got Iran in line. They got nothing in return, not even loosening of sanctions, only the hope that said sanctions might be relaxed if they keep their end of the bargain. The only money they got was their own from US bank accounts frozen in 1979.

Iran did not attack any embassies, US or other, before and during Obama's 2 two terms.

The Bay of Tonkin attacks that no one on Planet Earth beiieve Iran had anything to do with happened under Trump's watch, alleged to be a response to him not resigning the nuclear deal.

Trump threatened Iran, staged a fake assassination, and stood down on the brink of war after Iran hit an Iraqi base with Americans in it - Americans that Trump first claimed were evacuated prior, then just got bad headaches on account of getting blown up, then admitted to them sustaining brain injuries but nothing more because none could have possibly died on Trump Planet 1984 after missiles blew them up.
Trump also threatened Iran prior in response to their alleged (and bogus) attacks on a Saudi oilfied, Yemen, and a Japanese tanker. As with the last, he failed to follow through.

He also threatened North Korea and gave them a whole barrel of exchanges in exchange for a .... love letter.

Pal, you need to relearn your AlphaBeta.
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"Obama was behind an anti-nuke deal that got Iran in line"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy Shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How can you be this misinformed? They literally chanted death to America, became emboldened and have launched attacks on Americans since before Trump's tenure started? And key leaders admitted to completly ignoring the deal. What kind of mental gymnastics did you do to arrive where you did?

Pal, you need to relearn your "get in line."
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They've literally been chanting "Death to America" since 1979, you massive moron. Incidentally they did stop for a but till Trump started his bs.
Have you been on this planet long, or is your head so stuck up your ass you can't see anything that isn't in your Putinbot script for aspiring betas?
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When your so mad, that your opponent intellectually exposes you using your own anger. This is why you all keep losing. Too dumb to notice what is actually happening.

Hell, I'll paypal you 1k if you can figure it out. Swear on my mothers grave. just got my tax return and would happily give a portion away if you can prove me wrong. Being dead serious. Do you even know what I did? Take a day or two even.
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Sheesh kid, you really are angry about facts getting rubbed on your bewildered face yesterday, ain'tcha? Middle school is hard on lonely Emos these days.

Listen, it was fun toying with you almost, but this bores me? So anything you need to get off your amazingly concave chest before crawling into your bunkie for the night?
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So I was right. You dont know. You are free to go.
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You clueless 12yo are a hoot.
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0 ups, 5y
Losing your comments that you deleted like the little butthurt beta bitchboi you are?
No, not really.

Carry on.
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0 ups, 5y
Tips? You mean you need even MORE than you already have to lead your sad pathetic snowflake of an Emo life? Gosh, middle school must be so rough on you.
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Oh no, another barely potty trained 12yo idiot with no future outside his Xbox who thinks the world started in 2016 said the "B" word. Golly.
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Yeah, a whole day later. I think I recovered.
Now you can delete this comment also.
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Aww, did I offend the thumb sucker?
So sad how you went and deleted your comments like a proper gimp.
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I get the sneaking suspicion you know this from experience. Have you ever tried any other looks in the mirror, and did every single one fail like, well, you know, you?
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0 ups, 5y
Something awesome to cover for your butthurt?
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0 ups, 5y
Who is "you all," the loser that deleted his messages because he's a butthurt twerp embarrassed by his own idiocy?

- oh, wait, that was you.

*hugs"
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'He is actually a masculine stereotype because he leads the pack.'

You're making an analogy to wolf packs, right? You know the role of the alpha male in wolves is actually a myth?

The Alpha wolf theory is based on a study by Rudolph Schenkel, the problem with it was that he studied wolves in captivity, not in their natural environment.
They fought over resources because of the environment they'd been put in, it is now known that in the wild they work together and eat together, the males leave when they're old enough.

A better example of dominant behaviour in a group would be in chimpanzees and sometimes they kill the young...
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While that may be true, I am using head of the pack as it has come to be known as an idiom.

Although, the day people want to change the meaning, count me in on the list of people who want to see the change.
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I suspect rather than there being either a meeting or memo about it, it will just eventually fall out of use as people learn that it's based on a myth and stop using it.

Maybe not, who knows?
People are stubborn.
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Could swing the other way too. Remember when "irregardless" wasn't in the dictionary since it is a walking double negative, but now they added it to the dictionary and it somehow means the same thing as regardless because so many people used it? I hope it turns out to be your first suggestion because that would be nice to have things make sense and not create reasons to create the show mythbusters.

BTW, my niece told me I lied to her because I told her rabbits actually need more leafy greens in their diet and they really only should eat carrots in small quantities. I asked why she thought I was lying and she hit me with rabbit from Winnie the Pooh. People are stubborn for sure.
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Haha!

Yes, although Mythbusters is fun.
I would absolutely watch an etymology version.

Cartoons have a lot to answer for, have you told her Bugs Bunny started it? Although tbf, he was only copying Clark Gable.
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Is there any point in telling you that you're using a word specifically used by people of colour to celebrate body positivity and turning into an insult?
Or do you know and just not care?
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So I can't use thicc? It's not even an insult.
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I didn't say you can't use it, I was just pointing out that it's origins are in celebrating people that are marginalised by society for being fat, female and black.

You were using it to compliment a racist white man? Oh okaaaaay.
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The clap of his asscheeks won him 2016
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Right? Ain't nothing manly about eating nothing but cheeseburgers.
1 up, 5y,
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Seriously? How is linking obesity with masculinity helpful?
There's so much else to criticise him for.
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2 ups, 5y
Great. Tell the OP that. He brought it up.
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Now that is true alpha right there.
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