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Let's talk differences! | WOMEN, WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH MEN UNDERSTOOD ABOUT YOU? MEN, WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH WOMEN UNDERSTOOD ABOUT YOU? | image tagged in couple arguing,men,women,differences | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 5y,
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Women, when we compliment you, take it earnestly, dont shoot us down and say it's not true. You really do look pretty in sweatpants! Also, you need to be blunt if you actually want to get us to act, we tend to be machines, feed us instructions and we will take care of whatever you really want us to with enthusiasm. Reading signals is not our strong suit, tell us what you want, you'd be surprised at how receptive and excited we are to please you.
K8. M
5 ups, 5y
Love this post!
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
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Oh please, that's just womenfolk begging for more - steel reinforced, natch.
Plus they're never satisfied anyways, and also love to complain, so,,,

The trick is to give them slightly more than just enough to put the notion in their head and that it came from you (and you alone because everyone else is crud), but only enough to keep them asking for validation of it. Satiate that need, and she won't need you anymore because you have no more pinnacle of affirmation for her to surmount it's downhill from there. (Unless you got good money and a nice car)

There are no signals to read because women are naturally mentally imbalanced and somewhat deranged and thus the signals change on a whim, or rather, on how fluctuating hormonal levels affect the hypothalamus that second.

Looking for instructions is a BIG mistake. YOU have to lay out the instructions, not in words or demands, but in action. You set the parameters, but somehow in a way that convinces them they almost did and that you just knew how to figure it out but in a way that's better than she can because you're her dream come true and thus know what's best because she's not looking for a mumbling beta, she's looking for a man. Just don't overdo it on the caveman bit unless she is that low on herself in which case you're stuck with a whiny sourpuss which why guys with women like that spend their free time at the bar.

And skip the pleasing bit. Even on Valentine's Day you have to come dishevelded, looking like you had to fight for the last box of chocolate in the store because as usual you forgot what day it was and remebered only 20 minutes ago. This goes for birthdays and anniversaries too. Not Christmas tho. On Christmas you have to act like you're too tired to get out of bed.

Think of it this way: You know the carrot hanging from the end on a stick dangling in front of the horse? Yeah, that. That's the correct approach.

You're welcome everybody.

'scuse muh typos.
1 up, 5y,
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50's newspaper | YEAH, MOST OF THE TIME YOU NEED THE CARROT BUT MOST OF THE TIME YOU NEED THE STICK | image tagged in 50's newspaper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
surmount and* it's downhill

remembered*

end of* a stick

AAARGH!!!!!
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7 ups, 5y,
1 reply
We're not actually that bad--- don't judge a girl on her period
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I knew a girl that had a 28 day period. It didn't last :(
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I used to joke that someone I 'used to be related to' (till I decided I was secretly adopted) was free of that time of the month 3 days each because, yes, she was really that tempermental.
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
2 ups, 5y
It's alright. I am in the process of declaring myself an only child, and since I stopped talking to her a few years ago, that's one down and one to go. She moved to annother State with her hubby, so it's even easier to avoid her.
6 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Women: dont send mixed signals to us males
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Example?
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
100% of everything you say :P
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Oooohhhh, you're a riot, aren't you Syd? ;-)
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Lol
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hard to believe that show was on one season.
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I know, right?! That's iconic.
2 ups, 5y,
7 replies
Alice was so deadpan and great. 39 episodes in less than a year. Amazing.
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Indeed
3 ups, 5y
I personally thought she was funnier than Lucy but humor is subjective.
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
I'll actually agree as I'm a bit more familiar with The Honeymooners than I Love Lucy.
3 ups, 5y
Both good shows. For some reason that, it reminds me, well, I'll meme it.
3 ups, 5y
That that picture reminds me of.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Please don't mention his name either in the vicinity of that show...
2 ups, 5y
Duly noted.
2 ups, 5y
haha
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Oh, and The Honeymooners was beautiful. Truly beautiful.
1 up, 5y
When spousal abuse was celebrated!
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Eww, that's a sin, is that who I think it is on Gleason's face? Please delete that.
2 ups, 5y
Cenk: To the moon, Anna!
Anna: Get off the stage, you fat f__k!
2 ups, 5y
Sorry. I have a 50/50 split here.
1 up, 5y
Please, Cousin It was funnier than Lucy. Like what did she do, make icky faces at the camera? Her stuff is funny - for kindergarteners. That's the reason her carreer fizzled out when she got older - an old woman making those faces wasn't cutting it anymore.
Even her own kids said when they were adults that Desi was the funnier one.

Anyways, Fred Mertz is the one that cracks me up. He was the unsung one.
3 ups, 5y
*sees Honeymooners photoshop*
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5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
All we want is a good time.
5 ups, 5y
(And same goes for boys, I guess)
4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Men, please don’t be embarrassed to buy us pads/tampons. We can’t help the fact that we have our periods, and I guarantee that people will not think it for you.
3 ups, 5y
In today's warped society of 'men can have periods too', don't bet on it. We don't ask you to fix the transmission!
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
It’s not so much embarrassing, it’s confusing and all the packages look the same
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
:)
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
:)?
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
I thought your comment was cute-I am a female:)
1 up, 5y
Oh :)
K8. M
4 ups, 5y
When we open up and get emotional about something sometimes we're just venting. If we want your advice we'll ask for it we know :)

We crave and enjoy attention but what we really want is affection. Sometimes even we confuse the two. We want men to look deeper than our skin and appreciate our intelligence, our talents, learn what our hopes and dreams are.

If a lady brings her car to the garage please don't treat us like we're dumb. Or rip us off especially if you wouldn't do it to a guy. Some of us actually know a thing or two about cars. Lol. We're female not stupid.

Thanks to all the wonderful men out there who truly embody what masculinity means. For the dads, husbands, brothers and sons who stand up for women and love and respect us not because we're the weaker sex or because feminism has convinced you we're superior. But because we're teammates in this adventure of life. You're the real MVP's
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
women:Similar to what kate said, females want you to know our problems.
men:Similar to what bookluvr222 said, don’t be afraid to buy women their needs.
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
2 ups, 5y
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