Alan Dershowitz

1,051 views • 5 upvotes • Made by Jefftrel 5 years ago in politics

25 Comments

Giantsquonk
5 ups, 5y
"Pour a gallon's worth of knowledge into a shotglass sized brain and there's going to be some spillage" - Al Bundy
SydneyB
3 ups, 5y
By the end of the week, li'l guy. Hope you enjoy it!
Ma_Deuce
1 up, 5y
I don't agree with Dershowitz's politics, but he's quite brilliant (when it comes to legal matters) and for you, Jefftrel, to think you can attack him based on his intellect, is laughable.  



Explain to me how you're so much more learned and more intelligent than he is?
SydneyB
1 up, 5y
SydneyB
1 up, 5y
Jefftrel
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
SydneyB
1 up, 5y
You mean like you way you argue my 'photoshop' instead of my points, li'l Urk?
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y, 3 replies
The senate might acquit him.... because they are as soulless as he is. As you whining shitty photoshop making little bitches are too. Oh? Watergate wasn't a crime? Whatever you say, Comrade. Sure you think raping children isn't either. Or raping women. Or sexual assault.
SydneyB
2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
SydneyB
2 ups, 5y
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y, 2 replies
No surprise that Rapey Trump's new lawyer has spent some time on Epstein's pleasure island
inflo
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
hey dipshit, he was a HIRED lawyer in his first trial... Its not like Epstein had a painting of him on his wall or anything.. Dont try to blur the lines with your fake news screen caps. Grasping at straws.....
inflo
2 ups, 5y
Jeffrel it must suck to be you, on the wrong side of history... no seriously, feel bad for ya. It must hard to live with all that hyperbole you hold onto as truth. You are gonna need a LOT of decompression time when Trump is re-elected.
StanHalen
0 ups, 5y
and he would have argued that Epstein was a great man, and even if he did rape, it isnt against the law!
StanHalen
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
The Kings ( tv) lawyer has spoken, ignore the fact he argued the complete opposite against Clinton and represented Epstein- who was clearly innocent like DumpyDrumpF
SydneyB
3 ups, 5y, 1 reply
StanHalen
1 up, 5y, 2 replies
i have to admit- i still like the pull my finger gag. Is lil Jeffy the name of your lil buddy below the waist?
Jefftrel
0 ups, 5y
Jefftrel
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Considering Sydney is a gender questionable name.... we don't know what's below it's waist. How ugly of a baby must Sydney have been that parents couldn't decide? "Is it a Boy? Is it a Girl? We may never know!"
SydneyB
0 ups, 5y
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
can't wait to hear the butthurt responses from the comrades on this one.
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
Especially when they'd rather wear this:
SydneyB
2 ups, 5y
That's no different than saying I'd rather be dead than a Democrat. 



Gawd are you pathetic.



Can't wait for the butthurt response to this!
Jefftrel
1 up, 5y

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