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whoa | WHAT IF NANCY PELOSI DELAYED SENDING THE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT; BECAUSE SHE WAS WAITING ON THE PENS TO BE SHIPPED FROM CHINA | image tagged in pelosi,trump impeachment | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,930 views 30 upvotes Made by GitmoRopeCo 5 years ago in politics
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I heard the gold was smelted from Capt. Cooks hidden treasures found on Oak Island, the ball in the ball point is made from blood diamonds, the casing is from recycled straws, the ink is actually tears from children and eye of newt, while the signitures were done by a blind Tibetten monk on the peaks of the Himmaleyas. That's why she waited so long to send the articals, that and Kevin Costner reprised his role as the Postman to deliver said pens. THAT'S what your paying for. Totally worth it
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tears of joy steve martin | THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL | image tagged in tears of joy steve martin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Beat me to it,,,
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THAT WAS ART MAN, ART | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Sorry about the delay, technical problems for a few hours then I,,,
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Ha ha ha. Those pens sure stirred up alotta shit, thought I'd explain their provinance. Even orangemanbad got a kick out of it, didn't give me an upvote but figured I should make a meme of it
1 up, 5y
Capt Orange and his daily ruckus eclipsed by a bucket of pens...
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It doesn't matter if the 20 pens she used cost $300 or $15,000. It was a celebration, not the somber, bi-partisan event that Pelosi had promised us.

Perhaps a more salient point to make would be that the same week Pelosi used about 20 pens in gleefully signing the articles of impeachment, how many pens did Trump use to sign the Phase I trade agreement with China?

I honestly don't know the answer, but even if it's 20 (or more), the point is the "tradition" of using multiple pens to sign documents has pretty much only been used when the document is for something positive, not something that's almost literally tearing the country apart.

All of which more than unmasks Pelosi as a stone cold liar, when she said the impeachment would be somber and bi-partisan. Or, did I miss when she gave out some of the pens to the many republicans who had voted in favor of the articles of impeachment?
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You think that was a celebration, wait'll you see the one when he's voted out in november
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I will remember you saying this come November, lol.
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Awesome.
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This just in: The office supplier in Rhode Island confirmed the impeachment pens cost $20 each or $450 total

https://magazine.promomarketing.com/article/nancy-pelosis-impeachment-pens-did-not-cost-15000/

Can we all go home now
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Fake news. I like my origin story better.
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