I got the text for the petition squadfam.
I'm rallying the troops to get Donald Trump to identify as the 1st woman president, thus being the most epic troll president ever! That would also be a huge win for the LGBTQAS+ (S is for straight you heterophobic bigots) community because this would make Trump the first lesbian president! If liberals deny this, that means they are denying that you can't change genders whenever you want, thus making them bigoted hypocrites!!!
DO IT FOR WOMAN'S RIGHTS!!!
DO IT FOR LESBIAN RIGHTS!!!
DO IT TO TROLL THE LIBERALS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Is that good or is that good?