I'll bet he makes a lot of bears shit in the woods too

that bear looks so scared

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This is what chuck needs to give you.

:D

:D

God can't even save you, he fears Chuck, get ready to die then.

You will regret that, he knows everything.

scott 1000 is better

*presses X*

And what if it collapses? That just doesn't "bear" thinking about.

Chuck SCARES THE SH%T OUT OF EVERYONE!

Come on fellas, let’s be realistic. Chuck Norris would be f**ked if he got attacked (unarmed) by been one bear.

I think he has a chance with one bear (more of a chance with a male bear than a female bear protecting her cubs). At two bears his chances go down VERY low though. It also counts on the terrain, the bears skill and physical condition, and chucks physical condition and skill.