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Got to love those double (or triple) meanings | CHURCH SERVICES ARE SLOW ENOUGH ALREADY | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm,misunderstanding,star trek the next generation,kubra_kiel,confused dafuq jack sparrow what | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 5y,
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They just sing then list ten reasons why you ought to give money
4 ups, 5y,
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Captain Obvious | SOME CHURCHES DO CARE ABOUT PREACHING THE GOSPEL | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But you're quite right: many "religious organizations" are only in it for the money (i.e. megachurches)
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3 ups, 5y
fist shaking homer | DARN MEGACHURCHES | image tagged in fist shaking homer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 5y,
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and then, please let our church prosper FINANCIALLY, heard that? Financially!!
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3 ups, 5y
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0 ups, 5y,
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Just like a hoe is going to be a hoe, a huckster is going to be a huckster. Hhey're going to make you promises they can't keep and never intended to. And, while we're all dazzled by the flashy con artist, the one we really need in our lives seems like an absolute bore we don't want to be bothered with. But, no matter how high the pile of huckster crap stacks up, the Gospel is still Good News!
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1 up, 5y,
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Hey it is but sadly churches twist the gospel into lies.
0 ups, 5y,
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That's all the rage these days. I once had a guy tell me that as a Christian, he had a RIGHT to curse as much as he wanted to. So, that was why he used to curse like 10 sailors. Now, we all sin but, trying to justify it with the Gospel is just foolishness. But, that's the way the give to get scheme churches are run. The Catholics have their indulgences for donations and, the Protestants have there Charisma and financial seeds of faith for greed. It's getting really really hard to find good Bible believing churches anymore.
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1 up, 5y,
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Yeah I just read my bible.
1 up, 5y
I hope you find one. We've been blessed where we are.
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4 ups, 5y,
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It's been years since I've been to church , and this is all I can remember 😂
3 ups, 5y,
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At least when it's silent, no one knows who did it (:
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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I cannot sit that long. I never sit for more than a few minutes. When the pastor goes into that long prayer at the end It's a fight to the death to remain conscious.
3 ups, 5y,
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I hear you. Pretty much the best I can do is try to keep my eyes open, but that doesn't always work. I suppose I spend less time asleep and more time in a half-conscious state, trying to stay awake lol. I'm not proud of it, but there really isn't much I can do about it.
2 ups, 5y,
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I have realized though, that chewing a piece of gum seems to help me a little. Maybe it gets blood flowing to the brain or something.
2 ups, 5y,
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Chewing gum.... that's an interesting idea. Thanks for telling me :-)
2 ups, 5y
The doctor recommended that to me years ago. It is usually my go-to when my ears need to pop but won't do so easily as well.
3 ups, 5y,
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Being prepared for the eternity of the after life by being bored to tears now 😞

Peace.
4 ups, 5y
Words no one wants to hear. Thanks
3 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
Lol! Exactly
3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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(;
2 ups, 5y
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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Even for those who can speak Latin, I suspect. Thanks :-)
1 up, 5y,
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I grew up Catholic. Midnight mass was 6 hours long! Then when I converted to a Church of Christ. and people complained about long church services (about an hour) I be like SMH! I said at least your services are in English.
0 ups, 5y
Haha! I've been Baptist my entire life, so I never had services quite That long. But for sure, I can imagine the change you encountered!
1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
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