So many details you do not need

Found the woman

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Don't you mean women talk twice as much as men?

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Why would a cat make another cat say that dogs rule?

2foj6x.gif (click to show) No she is a 3rd cousin... no wait 4th cousin of my mother's sister who was a doctor in Chicago, who loves the Bears. She had Brian Urlacker as a patient and became friends with his wife, who loves iced tea ..............

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This is so true :D

See, what had happened was

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Trump makes memes like there's no tomorrow, what are you talking about?

things

i talk about things

Women in their mental prime and old men whose minds wander due to senility, that's the equation you're making.

Not that I disagree.

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Me: I met this guy at work and he said he used to work for Harrison Ford as his personal trainer.

My Wife: I was at work and this beautiful older lady came in and started chatting. Her voice was a little raspy, I'm guessing because of years of smoking and pills. Those cigarettes can really do damage to someone's voice. She was wearing this long dress that looked like it was made in the '60s, but I didn't really notice the pattern. She was telling me some weird stories of her youth and how many famous people she met over the years. I was pretty intrigued by her interesting stories and she was pretty determined to tell them. Well, I guess she saw that I was kind of busy, so she just told me this one time she did Harrison Ford's hair for a few months while he was in town filming Indiana Jones. It was cool, but she had smoker's breath.

2eprez.gif (click to show) Very funny and very accurate. My wife does the same thing.

Thats my stepmom, you should hear my grandma, i hate talking to her on the phone, or should i say listen to her, because she talks about the same thing over and over in more detail than that for 2 hours at least. I could easily tell the same story in like 2 mins

And he's a guy, but he's an outlier, not the norm. He's bipolar and highly OCD, so when he gets manic, he can turn a 30 second story into a 2 hour story, no exaggeration.