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Brilliant response 👍
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Good one 😁
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8 ups, 4w,
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Reminds me on an amusing anecdote when the Jehovah's came at the door of a woman I know and her big dog was barking like crazy. The Jehovah's stopped their speech about the bible to remark that the dog was really well on guard. The woman said "Well with all those thieves breaking in, it's pretty much required to have a dog like that". The Jehova's said: "And that's why we spread the word of God's so this is no longer needed." The woman replied: "Oh, did God tell you that you should lie under my stairs to guard my house?" --- Somehow the Jehova's ended the conversation there, and decided they wouldn't score here.
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3 ups, 4w,
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Great story, I wish I had the nerve to say something like that 👍
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3 ups, 4w,
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Well, that woman was, shall we say, rather straightforward, so if there was anyone who I'd expect to say something like that, it's her. But I must admit, there are not many people I know who'd say something like that.
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1 up, 4w,
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Not gonna lie, I’d probably tell them either I’m not interested, f*** off, im not joining another cult, or f*** off c***s, depending on my mood.

Unless they get into my backyard, then it’s clobbering time
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4 ups, 4w,
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I used to be in one for over a year. It.......it traumatized me to say the least.
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2 ups, 4w
I won't pry any further then 😮
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8 ups, 4w,
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..& spike their coffees with vodka LOL.

Peace.
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2 ups, 4w
Some already drink so... not really breaking any rules there. LOL
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5 ups, 4w,
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I heard they don't even celebrate holidays. How lame.
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1 up, 4w,
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I actually happen to be a jehova's witness and no, we do not celebrate holidays, but we still have family reunions and things like get-togethers so no, everyone saying things like this is just mean! and im 10 so...
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0 ups, 4w
Don't worry. We don't intend to attack anyone. We're just making jokes, that's all.
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0 ups, 4w
Fellow witness here too. 👍
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0 ups, 4w,
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Really? What am I missing out on? Credit card debt? Stress? Obligation?
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Don't worry. I respect your choice of religion. I don't have anything against JWs. I was just making a joke, that's all.
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3 ups, 4w,
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Haha, I didn't even notice
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i don't normally mention things like that but i couldn't resist using the "it's guy" ( :
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🤭
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4 ups, 4w,
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I just don't answer the door if they come. No one's home 🤣
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😆
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1 up, 4w,
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Actually if we think nobody is home, the house number is put on a "Not at homes" list to return to.
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0 ups, 4w
Ouch, okay. Lol
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As a former missionary of the Church of Jesus Christ, that's not really true. Missionaries aren't "forbidden" to speak to them. They just know that it's someone else's duty to reach out to them.
The real secret? Just say thanks, you're not interested, and bye. That's all I needed to hear, at least.
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You're awesome. That's great.
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haha
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1 up, 4w
hahaha good idea.
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What if they knock 3 times? 😁
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Only once but remain silent.
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3 ups, 4w,
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Me: i.imgflip.com/2zbp6b.gif (click to show)
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2 ups, 4w
lol that's awesome
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3 ups, 4w,
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What I want to tell them sometimes, just for the sake of argument and seeing their reaction. XD
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4 ups, 4w,
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😉
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3 ups, 4w,
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I'm Catholic and I scare them away. Just bring up the Trinity, the divinity of Jesus and offer some birthday cake. Lol. Kidding aside I do enjoy discussing with them. And admiring their wardrobe.
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7 ups, 4w,
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I don't really have a problem with them to be honest. In fairness they're usually very polite, and I'm sure they get enough bother from other people. I'm not religious myself but I grew up in a Catholic family. I think it's important to respect other peoples beliefs, whatever they might be.
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4 ups, 4w
Lol, no thanks
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I agree, JW’s aren’t so bad; they’ll come to your door, talk a bit, maybe leave you some pamphlets, then leave you alone. Mormons however are another story. I made the mistake of hearing them out, before sending them on their way, they have a habit of coming back repeatedly and even asking if they can come in. Get rid of them first chance you get.
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Believe it or not, at their weekly meetings they sometimes remind the congregation to not argue at the door, or shame people and be polite and accept no as an answer and move along.
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You talking about JWs? I doubt Mormons do that since the general congregation doesn’t go door to door.
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Mormons go door to door just in their early formation years when they're trained to be "missionaries" they have to commit to 2 years. Usually why you only see 2 young men on bicycles. I haven't seen many women.
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Actually there are retired couples and women missionaries too. But most of them are men between 18 and 25.
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Interesting. Did not know that. Makes sense now that I think back.

And you're absolutely right you don't have to be either to go door to door.
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I find that interesting that the general congregation does not go door to door. So, in their religion, who goes door to door? Their elders? With JWs, they're all encouraged to go door to door, even the children tag along and sometimes do the presentation. I grew up a JW but in the last 10 years have quit going to the meetings. I didn't have any issues with the religion or anything, just lost interest. I was also in a bad, failing marriage and ended up getting cheated on. Now that I'm out of that toxic relationship I'm reevaluating everything and finding that I miss everything about it. I did enjoy the door to door ministry and whatnot.

I actually find some of the jokes about witnesses funny (within reasonable limits). Some of it is true, some not. At least people notice their work.
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2 ups, 4w
You don't have to be Mormon or JW to go door to door. :)
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2 ups, 4w,
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The full time missionaries are the ones who proselyte door to door, but it’s usually when they don’t have anything better going on. Door to door cold calls are the least productive use of their time. They usually visit people who have requested information and other referral sources.
The general congregation usually share their beliefs as the subject comes up in conversation but they sometimes go out with the full time missionaries too.

Sorry to hear about your marriage. Hope you get back to church and ministering again.
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Thank you, my friend for those kind words. It was a rough time but I got through it. I am remarried to a wonderful woman now (who I later found out grew up a JW too so it made for fun conversations.) Turns out we know the same people, were at the same funeral nearly 30 years ago and ended up in a small town just a block from each other AND GET THIS, we met online! 😂😂😂 I don't know how I've never seen her around town or at school functions. I guess I wasn't meant to see her yet. Lol.

Anyhoo. 😊
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1 up, 4w
How funny. Congratulations 👍
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That's rather thought provoking, to have known each other years back, then lived near each other for so long without realising it until a certain time: part of God's plan?
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I am a Jw and I think it’s awesome that you used to be a witness. I’m 10 years old and I go out in service. I encourage you to rejoin the congregation.
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Yes, JWs.
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I'm on their blacklist.

About 15 years ago they knocked at my door on a regular basis. On one occasion I went to the door with a glazed expression on my face saying "make it quick, I'm in the middle of sacrificing a goat". The look on their faces was classic and I was never troubled again. I see them walking down my street still but they carry a notebook which they consult and always miss my house out.
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Lol. That would do it. Clever.
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MudSkipper's brilliant solution was close to what I suggested to a friend who was an atheist-i suggested just hanging a nice inverted willow pentragram wreath on her door. Maybe a tastefully cleaned bone or animal skull in the center.☠
Very Georgia O'keefe, though most people wouldn't twig to what it the wreath meant because people ARE dense!

You have to back it up with comments like Mudskipper was divinely inspired to make; with any luck they'll give your house too a wide berth everafter!

Probably develop PTDS if your comments are disturbing enough;tell them your intended sacrifice just escaped,& ask them to look for it as they walk their route.

Be vague about whether the sacrifice was an animal or a person.
Just tell them it "probably won't bite"😒❓🤥

Or you can just do what my kid brother has done for the last 30 years-hes always had a series of poorly socialized Rottweilers!
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2 ups, 4w
No words needed 😉
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2 ups, 4w
thank you!
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1 up, 4w
That goes for pretty much everyone ...
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Answer the door naked and they'll never come back
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