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Snape Meme |  WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND ITS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES | image tagged in memes,snape,jehovah's witnesses,unexpected visitors | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | WILL I BE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE'D HAD AN ACCIDENT | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY COMMENT WITH A MEME BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL POST | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Brilliant response 👍
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Here's Johnny | CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A COPY OF THE WATCHTOWER? | image tagged in here's johnny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Good one 😁
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Reminds me on an amusing anecdote when the Jehovah's came at the door of a woman I know and her big dog was barking like crazy. The Jehovah's stopped their speech about the bible to remark that the dog was really well on guard. The woman said "Well with all those thieves breaking in, it's pretty much required to have a dog like that". The Jehova's said: "And that's why we spread the word of God's so this is no longer needed." The woman replied: "Oh, did God tell you that you should lie under my stairs to guard my house?" --- Somehow the Jehova's ended the conversation there, and decided they wouldn't score here.
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3 ups, 3y,
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Great story, I wish I had the nerve to say something like that 👍
3 ups, 3y,
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Well, that woman was, shall we say, rather straightforward, so if there was anyone who I'd expect to say something like that, it's her. But I must admit, there are not many people I know who'd say something like that.
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Not gonna lie, I’d probably tell them either I’m not interested, f*** off, im not joining another cult, or f*** off c***s, depending on my mood.

Unless they get into my backyard, then it’s clobbering time
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I used to be in one for over a year. It.......it traumatized me to say the least.
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2 ups, 3y
I won't pry any further then 😮
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8 ups, 3y,
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..& spike their coffees with vodka LOL.

Peace.
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Some already drink so... not really breaking any rules there. LOL
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I heard they don't even celebrate holidays. How lame.
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1 up, 3y,
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I actually happen to be a jehova's witness and no, we do not celebrate holidays, but we still have family reunions and things like get-togethers so no, everyone saying things like this is just mean! and im 10 so...
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0 ups, 3y
Don't worry. We don't intend to attack anyone. We're just making jokes, that's all.
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0 ups, 3y
Fellow witness here too. 👍
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Really? What am I missing out on? Credit card debt? Stress? Obligation?
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Don't worry. I respect your choice of religion. I don't have anything against JWs. I was just making a joke, that's all.
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Haha, I didn't even notice
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i don't normally mention things like that but i couldn't resist using the "it's guy" ( :
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3 ups, 3y
🤭
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