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First, guns, then your Bible... Now they're coming for your Bacon | VEGAN BACON; When Life has Truly Lost All Meaning | image tagged in vince vance,i love bacon,bacon,vegans,vegetarians,bacon meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
19,029 views 101 upvotes Made by VinceVance 5 years ago in fun
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6 ups, 5y,
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Whut? | VEGAN BACON? SO, WHAT, LIKE CARDBOARD? | image tagged in whut | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 5y,
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Mm.... and just as nutritious! Thanks for the great observation.
4 ups, 5y,
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Sigh | I THINK THE CARDBOARD MIGHT ACTUALLY TASTE BETTER | image tagged in sigh | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 5y,
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Now, that really is FUNNY! LOL
3 ups, 5y,
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shrug | JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION | image tagged in shrug | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 5y,
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It's Crazy, Mr. Moordik.
2 ups, 5y
6 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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ArchMis, very clever...AGAIN.
2 ups, 5y
thx- glad you like it
4 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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Once again, Batman... you save the day.
1 up, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
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1 up, 5y,
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Vegan anything tastes nothing like regular anything
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Amen!
0 ups, 5y,
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False, I make vegan blt's all the time, and they're probably about 90-95% the real thing. If you weren't told, you probably wouldn't know the diff.
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3 ups, 5y,
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A friend offered me some, without telling me it was vegan. It was awful and I told her so. She laughed, admitting she'd bought it by mistake and apologized. Took me half a day to get that nasty film out of my mouth!
1 up, 5y,
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You have a lot of guts to tell the truth around here, NorseGreen. LOL. Attacks are are vicious & threatening. However, it is always refreshing to hear your courageous voice of reason and clarity in a world where there is such animosity. Sincerely, =v=
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1 up, 5y
Well thank-you!
0 ups, 5y
Funny, Vince, but I don't see any attacks by vegans on this thread, and a hell of a lot of the reverse. Kind of like the bs claim vegans are pushy on others, but I never do that - but I constantly get it from the meat eaters. I mostly - mostly - just turn the other cheek, unless somebody's really obnoxious. Be sure to be honest and not kid yourself.
1 up, 5y,
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Don't know how that happens...
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1 up, 5y,
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I bought chicken hot dogs once thinking these were beef, so I reckon we all are guilty of not paying attention from time to time.
1 up, 5y
I'd feel a lot better with that mistake than having to explain vegan bacon! Lol, cheers!
4 ups, 5y,
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This is deserving of a wtf
1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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Dream on... in the real work...
1 up, 5y,
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PS. Thanks for dropping by and showing your great meme!
1 up, 5y
Cheers!
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Linda McCartney Bacon.
1 up, 5y
HA-ha!
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2 ups, 5y,
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I think dog bacon tastes better than vegan bacon and yes i have tried both vegan bacon and dog bacon once again dog bacon is better.
2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
yes i do
1 up, 5y,
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Mm-Mm Good. Mm-Mm Good. That's what Dog Bacon is Mm-Mm Good... well, as compared to Vegan Bacon.
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
when panic buying fulminates
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1 up, 5y,
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lololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololollololololollololollolololololollololololollolololollolollololollololololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll im sorry but this was needed
2 ups, 5y,
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Icy Raven....
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1 up, 5y,
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ok thanks
1 up, 5y,
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Actually, glad to have Memers say something outrageous!
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1 up, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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YUP! I like clever and outrageous memers...
0 ups, 5y,
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Apparently you weren't alert enough to notice the fact that that actually IS the dead-pig variety :-/
2 ups, 5y
Canadian bacon is ham real bacon
Is pork belly
1 up, 5y
1 up, 5y,
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Maybe a vegan could answer this. I wouldn't think a true vegan would want ANY kind of association with something that came from an animal.
1 up, 5y
No, it's not the primary thing, but it's a normal protein-rich substitute. Think about yourself - the average meat eater doesn't make the effort to think about the terror, suffering, abuse, cramped quarters, worker contempt, stress, and a thousand other evils that go into what they eat, they just take it for granted as something they put in a sandwich.

I do the same - except there's no karma by association that I make myself responsible for. It's a really simple basic ethical choice. If you could have something that tastes 90-99% the same but not built on suffering, why would you choose the cruelty version?

I can go to my fridge and pull out a cashew or soy yogurt you probably wouldn't know the difference for, a cheddar that's 95% indistinguishable - and I would know - a Lightlife fake bacon that's maybe 70% equivalent straight and 90-95% indistinguishable in a BLT, a mayo you probably wouldn't distinguish in a blind test, a burger (Field Roast handformed, not all are as good as it) that's 90-95%, fake fish sticks damn near 100% (my meat eater friend liked them better than the "real" thing), fake sausage around 95-100%, fake ice cream that's easily 100% (Ben and Jerry's though I'm not buying them with their Resist flavor going on right now).

You can enjoy all of these in their own right. If you don't want to, there's a million other just-plant-origin things that don't even fill a substitute role. Unless you eat your meat raw, bloody, and quivering, it's not even about "association" because most meat products are processed almost beyond recognition.

I used to be carnivore, but it's come a long way in 20 years or even just ten. Honestly, I'm not missing anything or even thinking about it.
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1 up, 5y,
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oof
0 ups, 5y,
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Well... there goes the neighborhood, LeNarwhal.
1 up, 5y
yep...
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