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Conspiracy Keanu Meme | WHAT IF AXE BODY SPRAY WAS INVENTED BY WOMEN, TO MORE EASILY IDENTIFY DOUCHBAGS? | image tagged in memes,conspiracy keanu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
34,980 views 231 upvotes Made by HELLOTACO21 6 years ago in fun
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Cobra Commander | HE KNOWS TOO MUCH EXECUTE HIM | image tagged in cobra commander | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Preferably using an axe.
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Why not just cut him open using a blunt knife, harvest his organs., and put him on life support without painkillers, plus killing his family infromt of him
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Because it's needless cruelty, and it wouldn't be efficient at killing him. His family didn't do anything wrong, but any men he told may have to be shot, they know too much.
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I was suggesting his family so they wont have to see their father/mother/child/sibling being tortured, but we can use a mind erasing device too, and plus, he needs to pay for his sins so... Yeah
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Um...
...I'll run it by the ethics committee.
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Okay, StarKitten, Thanks, so how's life?
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Got back from a 3-day trip today, it rocked! Now I'm listening to music while my roommates prepare a round of Mad Libs.
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Seems nice
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Take me away...
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I prefer dollar general body sprays.. the guys love me wearing it !!!
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Ha! Good one!
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I currently have a huge rash on both pits because of axe deodorant. I’m on cotizone and Benadryl lol. And I can’t put anything on now cause it’s so itchy and hurtin’. Never happened before.
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And just imagine the neurotoxicity!
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*human uses it then gets a mate
[Glimi] That still only counts as one!
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See Theodor Herzl's diary
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Dude, I hate that shit. Once a freind of mine sprayed it near me, I swear all I could think of was that it smelled like chernobyl in a can!
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l o l
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what if i tell you that actually lesbians use STR8 perfume? :D
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ive come across a rare brilliance.
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WHAT IF AXE BODY SPRAY WAS INVENTED BY WOMEN, TO MORE EASILY IDENTIFY DOUCHBAGS?