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Inhaling Seagull Meme | UMMM UMMMM UMMMMM NO | image tagged in memes,inhaling seagull | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I hope she sees this lol
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For real
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Lol I love y'all, so it's all good. :-)
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LOL Of course I saw it! I call myself short, so you get a pass this time. :-) Thanks for the "sweet" compliment, and back at ya!
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:)
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And yet? No Kavanaugh Supporters will accept that’s why he’s not believable.

Evasive people are lying.
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Trivial pursuit...not so much
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Well...I guess so.....I spanked my daughter when she was a toddler and now she is married....
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LOL your time will come!! :p
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Not a yes or no answer.
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Congress is immune to common sense
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Exactly, Kavanaugh is well rehearsed in deflection and being evasive.

That adds up to what? LIAR

And regardless of his innocence or guilt he is a liar.

You can be innocent of a accusation and still be a lying pos.
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Too bad he didn't get more time to train with Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Huckabee in the art of deflection and not answering a direct question. He seemed pretty novice at it, probably because he's spent all his time asking the questions all these years, instead of answering them.
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YES. (He was lying. Unlike lawyerly Mr Bill...who knew the legal definition for "Sexual Relations" - unlike Kenneth Starr... And workout enthusiast who "went to Georgetown Prep", and "Yale law school"... apparently.)
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That's not a "Yes or No Question". So I could ask the same of yours. And then you could give me a 5 minute non-responsive answer about how you liked beer...and a "Drinking Game" called "The Devil's Triangle", abd "Boofing" - and working out with your buddies. And don't forget to mentiin things that no one asked or cares about - like how you "worked [your] tail-off", and didn't have it easy...

Oh... And what's it to YOU? WWG1WGA.
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Why would anyone be PROUD of being deplorable. (And you definitely act the part). I'll take educated white folks - black allies... Over GOP 'token's anyday. In a previous era - those poor mentally colonized people of color would be playing the role of "house negroez"... Like "Jasper" - in "D'Jango Unchained".

For the record - Ted Hayes is NOT welcome in S. LA. Officially asked to leave. I know him to be a "stooge" - and "snitch".
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Who are you to question me - you dumb schmuck?

It is a perfectly appropriate comment... Not a smear campaign. And "Black Girl Wat?" - wants to ask you about "cultural appropriation"...snowflake.
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If you understood the context - you'd realize that this meme IS political - within the current moment. And unless it's YOUR meme... What's it to you? Oh... You wish to silence dissent... How very fascistic.

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Only used - where APPRORIATE.

And like you can have an ostensibly Black Minuteman - like Ted Hayes... Nazis should stop using confused black people - as 'human shields'...
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you should submit that. It's good!
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Nice try. I would answer because my lawer would be talking
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Yeah, completely trust worthy.
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Does this make my butt look big?
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Lol
j/k
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LOL
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:-)
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Including a Simpsons comparison.
Lol
Only upvotes! :)
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Kind of surprising.
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Only upvotes! :)
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Only upvotes! :)
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Only upvotes! :)
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:-)
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lol-true
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...or they're lying lol.
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Liars volunteer to much information on easy yes or no questions.
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seriously!
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Simple things for simple minds.
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as unambiguous as possible
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Lol for real!
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That what he said.
More than once.
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You just literally described my mother XD
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mine too
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Awesome!
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I think they must take classes on being elusive
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Well if the question asked is of the answering kind in witch it may or may not have to be answered in an answerable fashion by the asking party in pursuant to the answers of the question asked if not answered in a manner that is agreeable to the current question if an answer can be made it then become imperative on the asking of the question in a answerable question. Um kay
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addendum.
just stepped over this meme today :)
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YES!
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shit so true smh omfg
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I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
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He gets it.
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YES. (Kavanaugh was lying. Unlike lawyerly Mr Bill...who knew the legal definition for "Sexual Relations" - unlike Kenneth Starr... And a certain 'workout enthusiast' who "went to Georgetown Prep", and "Yale law school"... apparently. Because they were both part of an impeachment/"witch hunt" - based on the idea that Mr. Bill was lying, anout not javing "sexual relations., with that woman - Ms. Lewinsky" which in a strict sense, in gact, he did not. But their purpose wasn't so much to convict - which they didn't - as it was to embarrass and delegitimize his Presidency - at which they succeeded, arguably.)

https://youtu.be/f5p5tapNSe4

https://youtu.be/WYX2BCn4ioU
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That's not a "Yes or No Question". So I could ask the same of yours. And then you could give me a 5 minute non-responsive answer about how you liked beer...and a "Drinking Game" called "The Devil's Triangle", and "Boofing" - and working out with your buddies. And don't forget to mention things that no one asked or cares about - like how you "worked [your] tail-off", and didn't have it easy...

Oh... And what's it to YOU?
WWG1WGA? Sounds like a plan to me.
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Upvoted as always =D
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Ah yes, we all know THAT (Baby Boomer) GUY!
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But running down the clock is a good tactic to avoid answering more questions.
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Noice
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Thanks :)
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YES!
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uhh Yes.
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Star trek fam
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At least, five-minute answers seem to be within the law.

Source: https://eu.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2018/09/28/senate-two-hour-rule-what/1456797002/
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My gf is notorious for this shit
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