Stop underrating toilets

I'll think twice before going to the toilet now.

This may sound like the callous words of a spoiled American who takes things for granted (and it is), but these are the people that go to other countries to dig wells, ditches, and lay pipes for drinking water and sewage. Maybe if they just got a little selfish and did it at home first...

and then we drive (instead of walking) to a gym, where we exercise until we sweat, then we wash in fresh, clean warm water, then get back into our vehicles and drive home, to order pizza.

That always cracked me up. Pedal machines are awesome, because riding on a real bike outside is too strenuous for these dolts.

Down the block from me is a parkway with a tar paved jogging path. You'll sometimes see people drive to it, park, get out and jog. One time this guy drove slowly down the road along his gal jogging on the parkway after she got out of the car.
This is in the Bronx, not some scenic trail in some fancy park miles away from where anyone lives.

lol.. up vote

Also the most wealthy of us got marble negroid status fountain that keep peeing fresh water over and over.

haha upvote!!

I wouldn't really consider it "Fresh"

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