By your logic, that leaves only 5 who can criticize the President, and it's hands off the rest of the politicians, and teachers, cops, gardeners, cooks, taxi drivers, the FedEx guy who broke your Ming Vase, and heck, gangsters and, of course, prostitutes - unless you've *bleep*ed *bleep* for money too,,,
Hate ta break it too ya, pal, the First Amendment comes before the Second (hence why it's the first), and that says I can say what I want. Don't like it? You can't tell me because you are not me.
So shush.