Chuck Norris. Takes no shit. And neither does his toilet paper!

:) great meme!

Hilarious! :D

I hate to say, I was cooking dinner when it came to me. LOL!

:)

So tell me WHY this one isn't on the first page?

You got my vote. UP, UP and away!

I always feel like my best ones get poo-pooed, and my only okay ones shoot straight to the top. It's a crazy world!

You just took me back in time! I remember my grandmother telling me that joke when I was about 6 years old. LOL!

I grew up with it too.

I learned all the dirtiest jokes from my grandmother. She had some good ones!

My grandpa taught me how to use a knife, drive a stick shift, and cuss like a sailor.

Can't get away with that these days. Fun has been outlawed!