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lol

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thanks for making my day

His profile screams troll.

lol

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f**k off

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Made this a while back, you just reminded me :D
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Thanks :D

Thanks :D

Great man. Just great

Don’t make him come down here! He brought us into this world, He can take us out! ; )

I like to think God has a sense of humor. I think he would laugh at most of this :)

Me too! :). I think Jesus loved to laugh, though he probably didn’t much, seeing the true state of the world. I believe He will be waiting for us with a big smile...

As has been stated before, one only has to look at the platypus!

Not to mention how he made a dog's chasing instinct also apply to their own tail

touche~!!!

To Facebook only, though XD

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*omniscient

Isn't there medication for that? ;-p

If it meant that, it would mean you wouldn't need that,

Good one! :-)

I worked with a guy that called them 'The Ten Recommendations'.

Weren't there originally 15 in the movie? But One tablet dropped and broke? Looong time ago... I could be remembering it wrong.

Not sure about the movie, but moses threw down the tablets when he came down the mountain after seeing his people worshipping idols. He had to go back and ask for "copies", according to the bible.

Yep, that part was in the movie - I remember that.

And speaking of copies... that was the pre-digital era. Copies would have been labor-intensive back then (for mortals). :-p

Are you saying God could make a Xerox so big he couldn't lift it up the mountain? ;)

The tablets aren't just in the movie. They are written in the Bible to be created 12000 years ago. Supposedly the ones who twist the Bible to make a fuss about it (because none of the stones were found) say there were 15. The first set Moses destroyed out of anger at his people, so another set was made, and that was the items supposedly put in the Holy Grail.

Close, the tablets are said to be contained in the arc of the covenant, the grail was the cup used by Christ from the last supper.

Hope you don't mind ANOTHER link. Will delete the comment if necessary.

But I did a little research...

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I saw something similar yesterday. I'm sure you did too.

Not going to submit for feature, as I don't get views. But YOU do...

Want it? I'll send you the image if you're interested. It would make a nice front page documentary piece for all 152 random victims.

*crosses fingers*

Btw, it's in color. ;-p

Ummm, I have found in the past, the mods don't let that kind of thing out of submission. But we could tag all their comments with that.

[image deleted]There must have been an exception yesterday then (the phone company meme located here... imgflip.com/i/2875tc).

Please grab the image, as I will be deleting it shortly. I don't like to clutter up the 'My Images' area. This is also why I do text comments. I only do memes in comments when I can also use it for submission.

Let me know when you've got it and I'll clean up on my end.

Yes, I was very surprised that went as far as it did. It flew up to the top though, maybe before anyone had the chance to pull it? Not sure. Ok, done. BTW, I would suggest doing all the comments you can on a meme, so many times I started typing one thing and a funnier wording of that came to mind and was submission worthy.

How can I do meme responses and not have them clutter up my 'real' memes.

I tried deleting in My Images area but it also deletes the comment response.

nixieknox suggested using an existing template, adding my image, and resizing to cover the original template. When she deletes in the image area the comment stays. But I can not get this to work.

Until I can find a way to not clutter My Images, I wll stick with text... unfortunately.

Any suggestions?

You're submissions are always separate in your profile if you use the see all link next to the word submissions.

Yeah, sorry.

Point is, the tablets were made even more important the second time around.

Yep!