Stop being an asshole to women just because you can’t get them. Maybe there’s a reason.

I got your back :D

Just my nerdy interesting advice.

Going to be honest It's defiantly the assertive part, but you know what I'm making plans for this weekend so we'll see how things go...

Ok I have more body fat that comes from whiteness

Because women love assholes. Duh.

Did you just asume that I make offnsive jokes.

offensive

Unfortunately, I don't actually have any of those, so I'll just have to keep being respectful to women. But I've totally seen that other stuff work.

I have more female than male friends... and i'm a total asshole...

By carpet bombing all people with humor. I make sexist, racist, homophobic, poverty, pedo, white guilt, religious...well you get the point nothing and no one is off limits. It makes it hard being a liberal but fun being alive. Married a woman with a sense of humor so no problems there, haha lucky me