Even when making an effort towards having female friends, I could never be good friends with females. The gossip, backstabbing, two-facedness etc... just didn't work for me. I have maybe two other ladies I can think of who would not fall into that category and are very trustworthy and honest. You can file this under the "women are crazy" section.
Also, say some gal is having a fight with her "bestie", suddenly I look like someone she wants to totally hang out with! SUUUUURE. Okay. Because when that "real bestie" comes back around suddenly I become invisible again.
They've got all those 'other' umm... complementary body parts.
You know, like, "Nice a**! and, "Nice rack!".
*smack*
Ouch! See?
Who can concentrate with sh!t like that all the time.
If I can sense their lips moving out of the corner of my eye... I'm good.
Just nod and say, "Yes". That's all they need.
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OK ladies, it was A JOKE, OK?
*smack*