al bundy quote

Even when making an effort towards having female friends, I could never be good friends with females. The gossip, backstabbing, two-facedness etc... just didn't work for me. I have maybe two other ladies I can think of who would not fall into that category and are very trustworthy and honest. You can file this under the "women are crazy" section.

LOL

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It's true, and something I've known for a while. Generally, the only time women can really get along and cooperate is when a man is the common foe.

Also, say some gal is having a fight with her "bestie", suddenly I look like someone she wants to totally hang out with! SUUUUURE. Okay. Because when that "real bestie" comes back around suddenly I become invisible again.

Yup, I've seen that happen too.

Understand? I can barely concentrate.

They've got all those 'other' umm... complementary body parts.

You know, like, "Nice a**! and, "Nice rack!".

*smack*

Ouch! See?

Who can concentrate with sh!t like that all the time.

If I can sense their lips moving out of the corner of my eye... I'm good.

Just nod and say, "Yes". That's all they need.

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OK ladies, it was A JOKE, OK?

*smack*

Before you nod and say yes you better be sure they aren't asking to borrow your credit card! LOL!

You're a mind reader... I had that happen once. I was shocked when I heard about the shopping spree. Never again!

lol!

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I saved this to my archive of memes.

*women

lol!